Marc

EXPERT football analyst, professional wheelchair pusher/touchline shouter #NUFC

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

@ben_NUFC_ @gw850 Probs just sign someone else though, eh?

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

@_toosb London's shit, though.

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

Somebody show me a tweet about how good this little ginger fella is from more than two weeks ago.

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

@seth_b2509 @NUFCLC How does that make them liars, though?

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

@gw850 Not especially, but is really THAT bad? Also, I've got short hair.

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

I don't think I'm bothered about this. 🤷‍♂️ #NUFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool are set to sign Víctor Muñoz with HIJACK done, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇪🇸

Newcastle in advanced talks for days but #LFC enter the deal, verbally agree terms with Muñoz and activate €40m release clause.

All set to be signed and another big surpise. 🧨

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

An exodus of 1.

[GW @gw850]

@NUFC What are you doing? There’s an exodus of our top players, with very little action the other way.. and now you’re parading a player on a video, that has been one of the biggest wastes of money in Premier League history so far. Read the room.

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

Available on both iplayer and ITVx.

Low Performance highlight finding by the big man.

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

Why isn’t there a show available first thing in the morning showing all the goals from overnight on one video?

My poor boy and I have to just keep wading through all the official individual clips edits on YouTube.

Feels a missed opportunity…

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

@JakeJackmann Hahaha missed out the key "that do" bit. 😂😂😂

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

@daibach23

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

Already plays for United. 🤷‍♂️

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

Do you think United will sign Lewis Hall this summer? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #mufc

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

@swinburne_mark Checking for the offside flag.

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

@jt_stamford Absolute BANTER.

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

@EdwardRoon9180 @AdamCrafton_ Not if they weren't allowed to.

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

@NUFCMurph @GregLake_ Maybe we could get sponsored by Juventus and just stick a picture of their home kit on the front of ours.

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

@scarletreport Johnny Fartpants?

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

School shootings.

[𝕭𝖆𝖒 𝕾𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖓 @BamSullivan]

The Irish have whips
The Germans have a suplex
The Russians have a leg-sweep
The Japanese have an arm drag
The Canadians have a destroyer
The Spanish have a fly

What do Americans have??

[Marc @SpabbaRanks]

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