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Beachcomber

[Donna-Louise @NoLongerTheFuzz]

Jason Arday opened the floodgates.
I wrote the full story about him.
My DMs are now full of names, universities, CV inflation, plagiarism, and appointments that don’t add up.
Too much to keep in my head. Building a proper database.
I’ll move carefully due to health, but every credible tip gets logged.
Send receipts — quietly or publicly.
This is bigger than one man. 😬🙏

[Katie Amess @KatieAmess]

Please help these 2 sweet babies are so scared in the shelter and need a foster asap in Yorkshire!!!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

My neighbor was leaving for vacation and said, "Hey, hold down the fort while I'm gone."

I did not know this was a figure of speech.
I am a samurai.
A fort is a fort.

I made a perimeter map.
I checked the fence line twice a day, at dawn and at dusk.
I memorized the delivery truck's schedule.
I identified the enemy. It was a raccoon.
We engaged three times. I will not say who won.

On the fourth night, a storm came.
A fort is weakest in a storm.
So I stood watch on his porch from 9 PM to 2 AM, in the rain.
His security camera saw me.
His wife, who had not left yet, called my phone. "What are you doing?"
"Holding down the fort," I said.
There was a long silence.
"Do you... want a flashlight?"

She brought me a flashlight and a thermos of coffee.
She did not laugh.
She said, "The fort thanks you."

When my neighbor came home, I handed him a full report.
Fence secure. Deliveries normal. Raccoon situation ongoing.
He read the whole report standing in his driveway.
Then he straightened his back, looked me in the eye, and said:
"Well held, soldier."

Now, whenever anyone on our street goes on vacation, they come to me first.
They say the words formally, like a transfer of command.
"The fort is yours."
I accept.
I have held down eleven forts.

Last week, I found a badge in my mailbox.
The neighborhood had made it for me.
It says FORT COMMANDER.

I did not ask for this rank.
I will not give it back.
I wear it on patrol.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Outside the grocery store, I was ambushed.

A table. A banner. Two small girls in uniform, sashes covered in badges. Their commander stood behind them with her arms crossed, saying nothing.

The taller one looked me in the eye and said, "Hi. Would you like to support Girl Scout Troop 3044?"

I have studied negotiation my entire life. Nothing prepared me for a merchant four feet tall wearing a sash of prior conquests.

I asked what the tribute funded. Camp, she said. Badges. She pointed at one and said, "I got this one for public speaking," which she was, at that exact moment, flawlessly doing.

I intended to buy one box. To be polite.

She said, "Most people do the bundle."

She had offered me a dignified retreat that cost five times more. This is mastery. This child will own land.

I bought twelve boxes.

Her mother nodded once, like a general confirming the fall of a city. The smaller scout rang a small bell. Apparently there is a bell.

Walking to my car, a stranger loading groceries saw my boxes and said, "They got you too, huh."

Too. There is a brotherhood of the defeated in this parking lot. We recognize each other by our cargo.

Then he lowered his voice and handed me doctrine: "Freeze the Thin Mints."

I had known this man for nine seconds. In my land, secrets of this grade pass between families over generations. Here, they are given freely, between strangers, next to a cart return.

I froze the Thin Mints. He was right. I think of him often. I do not know his name.

The winter was long. Some weeks were the kind you survive one frozen cookie at a time, standing in the kitchen, without turning on the light. By February the box was empty, and so, roughly, was I.

In March, walking to the store, I heard the bell.

The table. The banner. The same scout, taller now, her sash one row of conquests longer.

She saw me across the parking lot. She did not smile like a child. She smiled like a shopkeeper whose ship has come in.

She reached under the table and lifted a bag that had been set aside, and the small one yelled, "TWELVE BOXES IS HERE!"

That is my name now. I have been called many things. None were earned faster.

She held out the bag. "We saved yours. Mom said you'd be back."

They had held inventory for me. On faith. Based on one transaction, a year ago.

In this country, a child looks a grown stranger in the eye, states her price, and expects the world to be good for it. And somehow, because she expects it, it is.

I took out my wallet.

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

What an amazing kid. If anyone knows him, put me in touch.

[Ben Leo @Benleo]

BREAKING: British business giant JCB officially breaks the world land speed record for a hydrogen powered car.

Their 1600bhp Hydromax clocked a whopping 406mph at the Bonneveille Salt Flats in Utah.

It was piloted by RAF Wing Commander Andy Green.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Completely ROASTED

🤣

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

To put this in context HMS Dragon has a crew of 200.

[Peter Egan @PeterEgan6]

FIFA boss Gianni Infantino blasted for slaughter of street dogs in World Cup host city https://t.co/rGx1w7zMRG

[The Nowhere Photographer @thenowherephoto]

Is this complicity?

I filmed multiple groups of illegal migrants purchasing around 10–12 life jackets with crisp €50 notes, spending approximately €300 in one transaction.

The life jackets were bought from Decathlon in Dunkirk, close to the largest illegal migrant camp in France.

I then followed the group back to the camp, where they appeared to be preparing for a future small-boat crossing to the UK.

You decide.

#Dunkirk #France #UKBorder #SmallBoats #IllegalImmigration #CitizenJournalism

[The Nowhere Photographer @thenowherephoto]

Merrick just bought me 100 COFFEES.

I genuinely don’t know what to say.

I can probably count on one hand the times I’ve properly cried in my life.

When my father left on Christmas Eve when I was 12.

When I married my wife.

When each of my two children were born.

When Ziva, our dog, nearly died.

And today.

My wife looked at me and said, “You must understand how much people value what you’re doing.”

But Merrick, if you see this, please DM me if you’re comfortable doing so.

I feel almost uncomfortable accepting such an enormous donation from one person without knowing anything about you or being able to thank you properly.

All you wrote was:

“Hope this helps.”

It does.

More than you probably realise.

If you’d rather remain anonymous and stay out of my DMs, I completely respect that. But please, at the very least, read this and know what you’ve done.

You’ve made a massive contribution towards my five-week France trip this September.

Five weeks of fuel, ferries, accommodation and being out there documenting what I see.

You’ve helped make that possible.

I won’t forget it.

Thank you, Merrick. Genuinely.

Adrian

🇫🇷

https://t.co/i90H1CiUaJ

[Monique Blackford @NorthHertsHogs]

#hedgehogs drink a lot of water.
Please put out a shallow dish of clean water during this #heatwave 🙏
Hedgehogs are literally dying of thirst 😢
Rescues are full with abandoned hoglets cos their mum had to leave to find food & water.
I have 14 babies in care now 😳🦔

[Peter Egan @PeterEgan6]

.@rickygervais Today is #WorldLionDay. The killing for fun continues @HouseofCommons @andyburnham are ignoring all problems to do with animals they use a get out of jail card called ‘Woke’ to avoid thinking about it. It’s dismal! Don’t support them. Support Lions and @CBTHunting

[SaveOurChurchesUK @SaveukChurches]

🚨 This is shocking. Nearly 4,000 crimes were recorded at churches across the UK in 2025. That's more than 10 every single day!

Some of these churches have stood for over 1,000 years, yet today they're being vandalised and robbed.

We can't keep watching this happen! It's time to do more to protect Britain's historic churches! ⛪❤️

[Helen Day @LBFlyawayhome]

Nature and the environment, this time.
You can only pick one.
So ... which one?

(Please would you favourite/share this post, even if you don’t reply, or the algorithm will bury it) 🙏

[Animal Adoptions UK 🐕‍🦺🐈🐎❤️ @AdoptionsUk]

Please retweet and sign to help save this fresh water turtle trapped in a cramped tank for more than 20 years at the Alushta Aquarium 💔💔💔💔
Please sign here 👇👇👇https://t.co/EtOSeE4ZuO

#AlushtaAquarium #Turtle #wildlife @peta @cher @rickygervais @JaneFallon @BBCWorld @BBCNews @itvnews @domdyer70 @ChrisGPackham @PeterEgan6 @WWF @DrBrianMay @RobbieRinder @KatieAmess @AlistairCarns @GBNEWS @PatrickChristys @thismorning @GMB

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Since Thames Water introduced a hosepipe ban 17 days ago they have now leaked 9,921,459,817 litres of water from their badly maintained, underinvested, cracked old network of pipes.

https://t.co/ZJfYyh3H5q

[Bev Turner @beverleyturner]

https://t.co/q1lOG8mFCn

[Israel Heart 🇮🇱 @heart_ISR]

Train to Auschwitz in 1942.

The color footage shows a stark contrast between the innocence of those aboard and the terrible fate awaiting them.

Dressed in their best clothes, they headed towards their final destination, the gas chambers.

Never again.💔

[Ellen Fantini @FantinaVienna]

I am so very sad to read this. My trip to see Jo at @oldspeak_books was such a joy. I hope someone can help her find a place to re-create the beautiful, welcoming oasis she built in the face of constant harassment. Let's do everything we can to support her work!