Jessica Borsi

The Good Ship Messica.

Writer, space-enthusiast, instructor, and tea snob. Normally lives in the Panhandle with a donkey.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

The worst part of this year has been realizing it’s not really COVID’s fault anymore, I’m just like this now

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

In 2020, five African grey parrots at a wildlife park in Lincolnshire had to be separated after they were found to be encouraging one another to swear. The park’s CEO commented, “We are quite used to parrots swearing… but for some reason these five relish it.”

[おかざきおか @okazakiokaa]

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[Officer Edith @OfficerEdith]

When powerful owl girls grow up they become powerful owl women.

[Icona @iconawrites]

What’s the point of giving kids a childhood full of fairy tales and whimsy only to later tell them to forget about it and become cynical adults? Joyful children should grow into equally joyful adults who can see and delight in the beauty of the world.

[烛。 @zzzi_gn]

白龙素霓，温柔的歌声

【是oc】

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is say "please" to the Dread Pirate Roberts so that they may become his valet and eventually assume the title when he retires

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

When I am sad, I like to remember how capybaras are great friends to the whole animal kingdom

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

WE ARE CLOSED

NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE

THEY HAVE HEARD THE LOW THRUM THAT COMES FROM THE FOREST'S CENTER

THEY RUN TOWARDS IT NOW, READY TO SHOW IT THEIR ENTIRE ASS

[Icona @iconawrites]

The goal of a woman’s life is *not* to be a wife and mother. It’s to dramatically gatecrash a christening party swathed in a raven-black cloak and cackle, “I TOO HAVE A GIFT FOR THE PRINCESS!”

[ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity]

Quick! Stop scrolling.
What you see here aren’t just any clouds, they’re Martian clouds. Take a moment out of your day to look at the sky of another world.

📸 taken by my right Navigation Camera. https://t.co/rc7rOWK87d

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

I'm an "influencer" in the sense that I influenced Bingley to break off his relationship with Jane and not return to Netherfield

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

When voting is more restricted than gun ownership...

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

Lightning bursts, streaking cities & spinning stars - a long-exposure photo out the Space Station window, by the brilliant astronaut Don Pettit @astro_Pettit. Details: https://t.co/p4Wwn9R9iF @NASA

[Eve Belle @EveBelleSongs]

The term girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe. This is a service I am willing to provide.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

no one dresses better than the starling in her cloak of many stars

[Icona @iconawrites]

The weird thing about this pandemic is that we’re meeting new people over Zoom but only seeing the upper half of their bodies. For all we know we could be meeting centaurs and mermaids.

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

march 2020 // march 2021

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Accidentally Achieves Transcendent Mental Blankness While Trying to Add Two Numbers: https://t.co/RlO351Bbe8

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

Happy National Fairytale day! Fairytales are my favorite inspo material, and I love to vaguely create characters inside their worlds ❤️