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[em🌿🙇🏼‍♀️ @spacebunbabie]

If you like lawns get the fuck out

[@gothfem.me on bsky @gothfemme]

u can tell a lot about someone's politics based on how they feel about lawns

[Seth @holzawn]

P!nk’s glass:

[trin @lovelltrin]

never heard of a chocolate chip cookie having a parasite

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

being single after learning that love is real and possible is so freeing lowkey like sometimes a spring fling is all u need

[claudia @C111AUDIA]

been doing a lot of this lately

[lani TARGARYEN @SHORTlRICAN]

u go thru a man’s following it starts sounding like this

[ethéra @etheravibe]

when i say i want to live in peace, this is what i mean

[g @34rths]

Out of sheer will I will undoom myself and kill this curse

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[Kali @102YLA]

Tonight I am going to get embarrassingly drunk in the middle of nowhere Florida like I’m supposed to

[REAL LIFE DOLL 🎀 @shaniaamoss]

i grew up listening to “pretty girl rock” every morning ofc i’m conceited

[saanjh 🔮 @dontcrysaanjh]

why does maintaining a social life have to involve eating out so much

[𝒜 @imamorlove]

Anytime I’m dolled up I’m like there’s no way I’m real

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

there’s a literacy crisis. back in my day people used to mix up exacerbate and exasperate, now they’re fucking up a part and apart

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

[tumblr @tumblr]

big day for us

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[manuel @manwelllb_]

feeling like this lately idk

[m @pumptinis]

all i know is there’s now an open position at bravo how do i apply

[pop “smoke” watson the 3rd @BudFosterBurner]

In 1,000,000 universes this ends with smoking weed on my porch