shelley 🫧🧚‍♀️🌟🐞

intense eyes and an awkward attitude

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

bro last night was a folk tale orally passed on through generations

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

I always struggle to get rid of old clothing because what if I have to make one of these videos someday

[shelley 🫧🧚‍♀️🌟🐞 @spacefairy222]

if i ever did porn i’d have my stage name be hillary clitton and i would make period pieces

[just rue🇵🇸🇪🇬 @prettysadleo]

if reincarnation is real id like to come back as a cat to a girl who always wanted a cat but wasnt allowed to

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up feeling like an acquired taste

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

how it feels

[grace @gracefishlove]

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

[audrey @phlegmme]

Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[🏹 @missmewhenyougo]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[miia @miiagarro]

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[alien crime lord @user823493247]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

[shelley 🫧🧚‍♀️🌟🐞 @spacefairy222]

tbt the time my dad actually did this

[Trad West @trad_west_]

German monks fasted for 40 days on beer only.

A journalist recreated it and lost 25 lbs (11kg)

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it