short king simp↙️↙️↙️

(sad, depressed smash mouth) and he can't stop riffing and he can't stop riffing

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

https://t.co/BDPz47HRvC

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

it was heavier than an m1 garand lmfao. it also originally used a Blish Lock to lock the bolt which doesn't even work, and so it's actually just a blowback smg lol. The m1a1 just went to straight blowback

[Carbon @BlessedCarbon]

Realizing the Thomson SMG, the Tommygun, the Chicago Typewriter, American cultural icon of the roaring 20s, is actually a flaming pile of shit that was designed without considering a human being may actually want to hold the thing at some point, is an eye opening experience.

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

first past the post, the Senate, and winner-take-all electoral college mathematically guarantee a two party system. want a socialist party? take over the Dems. want a multiparty system? pass electoral reform.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

American politics are fundamentally built to be a two party system.

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

you call black people slaves and say you know more about american race issues than they do

[BadEmpanada @BadEmpanado]

@shrigzillion Am I working directly with the Ellison family and justifying it with the supposed importance of my work?

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

@escargotpro_ if ur a backbencher guaranteed party vote it's one of the easiest jobs out there imo

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

@jacobdotgov it wasn't actually his fault but I still laugh remembering when everyone blamed him for COVID shutting down the NBA lmfao

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

@escargotpro_ the funniest part about this post is how much stav would absolutely fuckin hate the job

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

@churkafoid @hi_im_miji @sharonvape me when I just be saying shit with nothing to back it up

[Guybrush Threepwood @guybrush999]

@4Evil_Resident2 He’s doing it for his grandfather, who was a big Harry Potter fan. Look up Peter Serafinowicz grandfather for more information

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

@MORGANOPLASTY @transjawnder almost makes you wanna drive ur car onto the 1 line

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

@DiplomatOfNight glad ur ok!!!!

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

@DiplomatOfNight "fuck these stupid ass joists fr" you 30 seconds before teleporting down a floor

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

i think the star wars kalashnikov is cool as fuck

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

@jacobdotgov fuck wemby going early not even watching the ball

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

@curtis_yarvin shut up you snivelling little stupid pussy holy fuck

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

@steviexmcfly @fishontherun02 @mikerecine one of the highlights of it is how bad Jerry is at acting lol, but it is also still very funny, because of everyone who isn't him

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

@thereisnobeth it's so so so so soooooo fucking stupid, and arrogant

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

@thereisnobeth I cannot put it into words how screwfuck stupid it is to put bulk processing in space instead of on literally any celestial body with an atmosphere

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

@thereisnobeth also people trying to shit on you for the possibility of heat dissipation are full of shit because that is actually really fucking difficult in space in spite of its possibility. Putting aside GPUs are 100% efficient at generating heat, ie every watt of work will need dissipation

[short king simp↙️↙️↙️ @spaceliberal]

this is just such a crock of shit because the university does not and will not care about other students' addictions, and would not support them the same as they are supporting Sorsby. This is because they want Sorsby to play football for them.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

hatred of immigrants is a sign of moral weakness. one of the more obvious tells that you're just not a good person.