Drogoth

Randomly, the main character forgives the father.

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yo mama so spiky when she steps on the scale it says no porcupines 😈💯

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she not a lesbian for TH she turn Thespian

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i couldn’t tell u what jeremih looks like even if you gave me 11 million dollars

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@traderstrizzy @Drake @partynextdoor that bunny has titties

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they asked me what my strength was at the interview i said getting the bag, chasing the bag, and going crazy in the paint

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my dad always has his toolbelt with him, now he’s living with prostate cancer

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@wearpurplepants @iamjaehouston that’s the can of worms ya open up by being an asshole. in any way shape or form. being publicly humiliated on/by the internet for rampant immaturity and ugliness is collateral damage of their choices in life. if you don’t want that. don’t beat up random people. that’s loser shit

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Boobs r so good they don’t even need to make a boobs 2

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or maybe it’s because i tactfully sent lightly grilled shrimp across the room with my spatula to land in her mouth

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i’m in her phone as the hibachi man. i guess she thinks im hot or something

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she squeezed some lime on it AHHH! AHHHHH! IT BURNS!!!!!

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had to double wrap all my protein before i gave it to her, now she’s calling me Cabo Bob

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smoking on ninja creami t-rex brussel sprouts

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she snorted a line off my ass cuz i’m him

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me when i find out karma’s a bitch

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if karma’s a bitch i’m an unneutered canine looking for consent

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got my bitch yelling out “Cool Runnings!”

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we smoking them triassic age, fuck me sideways, extra ushy gushy, Fresh Pack of Fine Point Ticonderoga No. 2 Pencils, Jamaican bobsled team runtz

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i wipe sitting down like a normal fucking person. you’re nothing. i’m everything

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@iamjaehouston Apocalyptic Clap