Marl$

Man I don’t even know y’all

[Marl$ @spacex_y]

Sorry I’m late; I was busy reading the entire Wikipedia page for Hot Dogs

[Marl$ @spacex_y]

@DorMiyaVance

[Marl$ @spacex_y]

@mwgarbett Part of this problem the Reagan-Era philosophy that permeates our gov and philanthropy wherein funding is made available for capital expenditure, but restricted from operating expenses. Leaving cities with big fancy facilities and projects they can’t afford to maintain/operate.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Analysis | Inside Republicans' savvy decision to choose a far-right Speaker with connections to a high-profile sex scandal.

[Marl$ @spacex_y]

This is my nuanced, measured, and balanced contribution to the Israel/Hamas discourse:

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

In this New Jersey town, it was a tradition: morning Mass, breakfast with the mistress at IHOP, then out to pick up some gold bars from the Egyptians. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.

[Robin @solarise_webdev]

@nellgwynnes It was a dark and stormy night - the kind of dark and stormy night that makes you long for a slightly less stormy night where it’s still windy but you’re not worried about the bins

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My four-year-old was listening to The Daily when he turned to me gravely and asked “Why are Democrats mad that Senator Menendez likes gold?” And when I told him “Because Keynesian shitlibs are slaves to fiat currency,” he started crying.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s pro-vaxxers worried that not getting vaccinated could result in premature death or anti-vaxxers worried that a rabies shot could give their dogs autism, extreme ideas abound on both sides of the vaccine debate

[Marl$ @spacex_y]

@GADeptofTrans One more lane. Just one more lane bro. Bro I swear just one more. No, bro, just one more lane. Bro I swear.

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Blackstone when their only competitor in buying a single family home they can turn to a rental is a first time millennial homeowner with a child on the way:

[Marl$ @spacex_y]

Family home is like 10 miles south of here and under pre-evacuation notice. Definitely gonna be able to sleep tonight.

[Marl$ @spacex_y]

So it turns out Ice Spice is not one of the Spice Girls …

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I have never been a Trump supporter, but if online liberals don't stop saying "they said the quiet part out loud", I will have no choice but to vote for him in 2024.

[Marl$ @spacex_y]

@TravelGov I’m trying to call but only have received a busy signal. What should I do?

[ostonox @ostonox]

High School Janitor Invents New Device That Makes Cleaning The Halls 10 Times Faster 🤯💡

Read: https://t.co/iy6aXLgAN9

[Marl$ @spacex_y]

New mail trucks out here looking like Dr. Finkelstein

[Marl$ @spacex_y]

Speaking as someone who once was the 19 year old dating a significantly older man, just because it’s legal doesn’t mean it isn’t fucked up and predatory.