robbierotten

y’all shit has changed

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

Y’all dead ass want poor people to live like fucking medieval peasants surviving on nothing but gruel and scraps of bread

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

"Kids shouldn't be into politics!"

Yeah well, politicians shouldn't be into kids, but…here we are.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Liberal women are the reason you’re allowed to be in Congress

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

What does a pregnant foreigner look like? Would that look like Steven Miller’s wife? Or would that look like JD Vance’s? Can someone explain?

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

It’s pretty fucking disgusting that we live in a country where climbing the Empire State Building is a crime but rich people touching little kids isn’t.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

I’ll never forgive them for not giving us an entire movie about Calypso and Davy Jones’ tragic love story.

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

"How did animators do this?"

Well you see, there's this thing called money. You give it to a bunch of talented artists for a couple years so they can afford stuff like food, and in return, they will produce something called a "movie"

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I love how they found a way to use a blood test for men’s prostate cancer, but I still have to get my titties slammed in a press and my cervix scraped with a brush...

[Warren @swd2]

Republicans went from “don’t tread on me” to “please daddy Trump give us a police state” real damn fast.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The second birthright citizenship was upheld, MAGA started talking about:

Sterilization requirements for women.
Visa denials for pregnant women.
ICE targeting pregnant women.

So when they tell you they’re pro-life and pro-women, it’s all bullshit.

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

being a republican is just an endless cycle of not understanding how anything works and crying about it

[Brody's Mom @southernwoman64]

These trees were a gift from the Japanese and the oldest in DC

When Nats Park was built, the owners purchased cherry trees specifically bred to bloom early

Planted them in the outfield and cared for them lovingly

Like these trees have been cared for for years and years

They would early in time for Opening Day

When the entire city was covered in pink blooms

Thousands of Americans plan trips to DC to see them

And the monuments

And tour the WH entering through the majestic East Wing

On tours that were managed by the First Lady’s office

Trump doesn’t give a damn about history, heritage, tradition, relationships with foreign allies

If he did, he wouldn’t have unceremoniously torn down the East Wing

Is there ANYONE in DC who will stop this bullshit?

ANYONE

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

The greatest tweet of all time.