Alexander Calhoun

alex // dive straight into those memes 🦄

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

Windshield wipers are by no means a necessity

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

Best card game ever!!! Pls EA😫😫😫 @EA @popcap

[Fry Em Up @Fry_Em_Up]

Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes is one of the best mobile card games ever made, but it was marketed poorly. It still has so much potential! Someone at @EA and @popcap, please read what we are proposing in our petition, and #savePvZHeroes
@PlantsvsZombies
https://t.co/IqcqfUmjXm

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

Its 1230 pm on a Sunday afternoon on Sep 1st, 2019 and I need to let Twitter know my apartment smells like a mixture of cigarette smoke, weed, and deer steak

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

you know you moved into a white neighborhood when you pass someone doing a rubik's cube while driving their car

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

Zion this, Zion that couldnt even make final 4 😂 okay media, okay

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

@Zaidsha97140956 @ClashRoyale Nah dude, they have continually fucked the game with horrible balance changes and they have zero fucks to give about the community that has lined their pockets with money. I think youre the salty cunt, mate

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

@mikeyJasper I need to delete Twitter. I'm a living shitpost

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

lil skies just dropped some 🔥 in case yinz were wondering

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

so the fire alarm went off in my apartment building last night at 1:30 and my piece of shit roommate and i slept through it very unknowingly 😂😂😋

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

@north_rebellion someone let uLose know that he's ass

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

@CWA, the guy on top my log isn't having a very good day losing that matchup. 🤣🤣

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

bitches on insta that wait until the one day it snows to post all the summer throwback pictures 🤣🤣

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

wanting what I cannot have is the slow decay of my life

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

when Knee Deep by Zac Brown Band and Jimmy Buffet comes on in the library while you're studying and you have to use every ounce of will power you have to not scream the song as loudly as you can

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

Thank you @adtr for spending 68 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2018Wrapped https://t.co/uipltYcGCt I LOVE YOU GUYS AND YOUR MUSIC!!! Keep up the great work! Yinz played one hell of a show in Pittsburgh this St. Pat's day!

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

whoever thought the cobblestone streets downtown would be a good idea needs run over

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

when you're toking on the Juul and wonder why its not working, only to realize you're on the wrong end --- my life

[Alexander Calhoun @spacymoonrocks_]

@SushiPayPay some how you're out here coppin this dub! 😂😂 gg