@Keir_Starmer YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!!!!, The bravest men died defending our shores and you are letting everyone and anyone invade our country YOU SPINELESS CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!
@BanxaOfficial@Tife_Millie Why is my money still pending its been over 18 fucking hours!!!!!!!!!!!! Sent 10 emails, not one reply!!! FUCKING SHOCKING BANXA
get into work. staffroom small talk focusing on the breezy weather. didn’t realise i worked with a set of walking fannys. a man of my stature doesn’t feel cold. i embrace it. walk down shop in shorts an sliders when it’s -1. shadow box wind when it pipes up. i don’t give a fuck.
lizzy stepped down. no shock. a weak individual. unlike me. runner up in local pork scratching eating contest. blessed with 20/20 vision. can whack out 34 door frame pull ups without trying. i am a machine. officially putting myself back in runnin for prime minister. #voteforlez
spooky season. in graft. feelin mischievous. payroll lass enters toilet. i follow. she in cubical. i turn lights off. poke phone under cubical door. flash on. she screams. buzzin. success. she leaves. gaffa calls me in. sexual harassment case incomin. fuckin sick. was just a joke