Colton Spahn

24 I prefer winter to summer but the beach is nicer in June. insta: colton_w_s

[Colton Spahn @spahncolton]

#earldibblesjr #yeeyee

[Dave Matthews Band @davematthewsbnd]

Dave Matthews Band is excited to announce 2019 North American summer tour dates. The headline run will kick off on April 30th in Pensacola, FL. For the complete list of tour dates and information, visit: https://t.co/l1iBayTsWW #DMB2019 #SeeYouOnTheRoad

[idealpiper @idealpiper]

A lot of girls need to figure it out cuz If I show you zero attention It’s “not enough”, if I show you a little more than that magical sweet spot I’m expected to know somehow it’s “suffocating”. If i’m into you and honest it’s “desperate” if I act like I dgaf I’m “an asshole”

[Colton Spahn @spahncolton]

Talks cheap. don’t talk about it, BE about it

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Colton Spahn @spahncolton]

As Marty McFly would say, “Let’s see if you bastards can do ninety” #backtothefuture #mph #gotboost #cummins

[Colton Spahn @spahncolton]

Mr. Tenacious wins again

[Colton Spahn @spahncolton]

Never compromise your own morality

[Colton Spahn @spahncolton]

Nicely done sir https://t.co/DGFQ8a0wJK

[Colton Spahn @spahncolton]

@KennedyRay123 @katielane04 ❤️❤️❤️

[Colton Spahn @spahncolton]

In too deep

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

I mean, sex is all right but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else's fault even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

[Colton Spahn @spahncolton]

Cause the boyz n tha hood are always hard

[Varoon Bose @varoonbose]

It's not Yanny or Laurel open your ears and listen carefully

[meech @meechdotjpeg]

these the crackheads of dog https://t.co/LS8ycrKvBw

[Colton Spahn @spahncolton]

@kmdbaby I’m jelly, my buddy John doesn’t know any ASL. Just reads lips, but he’s hilarious and he speaks quite well. Plus, I don’t annoy him when I’m whistling, singing, humming, or making any other ruckus I want to 😂

[Colton Spahn @spahncolton]

@KaitMarieox No apologies needed!! Personally Think this is awesome, need this brand of progressivism all over our country

[macayler @makiiwi]

i begged for someone to stay in my life once and never again will i do that.

[Tshepo Ranko @Tshepo_Ranko]

Closure is a scam. Don’t text, don’t call. Just move on.

[Colton Spahn @spahncolton]

@katielane04 That’s hilarious 😂 reminds me of my friend who’s of Portuguese ancestry but totally white and blonde, doesn’t even introduce himself as “Rodriquez” typically because people think he’s joking