Ethan Spalding

Exmormon. Atheist. "A person who can't give up anything, can change nothing. To endure becoming a monster, you have to be willing to discard your own humanity."

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

It's common now to mistake defending someone's right to say things, with agreeing with those things. If you don't support free speech for people who you disagree with, then you don't support free speech. And remember, it's your right not to listen and even say things back 👍

[Julián Castro @JulianCastro]

We must demilitarize our police.

[Corporate Mormon Jesus @CorporateJesus]

The State of Utah MUST keep its malls and retail open. While Grandma and Grandpa's tithing income is of Terrestrial glory 🌙 my retail empire provides Celestial glory ☀️

Sometimes we have to make tough decisions. I never said it would be easy; I only said it would be worth it.

[Ethan Spalding @spalding_ethan]

@darrentill2 your career is over.

[Atheist Republic @AtheistRepublic]

Holy shit

[o’ tannie boy the pipes the pipes are calling @tannerg_art]

My sexual identity summed up

[Corporate Mormon Jesus @CorporateJesus]

Retweet and I'll donate less than 1% of 10% of your income - that you're mandated to pay to me in order to participate in your child's wedding or learn the secret handshakes that permit access to heaven's Celestial Kingdom - to a "humanitarian" cause of my choice!

[Ethan Spalding @spalding_ethan]

@CorporateJesus Have you considered raising tithes to offset fall of members?Or are your real estate investments sufficient for your needs?

[Ethan Spalding @spalding_ethan]

I testify that investing for @CorporateJesus is the true path to salvation and happiness. May the elect fund his will.

[Corporate Mormon Jesus @CorporateJesus]

That's right, #GeneralConference is SO boring that we encourage participating in priestcraft in order to stay awake for the 8 mind numbing hours of in-home programming. Please patronize my favorite for-prifit business, so we can take our 10% cut. Thanks 🤑

[Mormon Observationist @shit_mormonssay]

When I'm told to expect amazing revelation on conference weekend.
#GeneralConference #ldsconf