Spencer Palmer

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future.

[Spencer Palmer @spalmer3030]

@MandeeManes See. Harmless.

[Teton Gravity Research @TetonGravity]

Pro surfer Pacha Light making friends with some locals in the Galapagos! 🦭 Captured by @gopro

[Dan Devine @YourManDevine]

Arnold Palmer thought he was safe, ha?

[David (son of a toolmaker) Higham @oldtrotter]

Letter in this week's New Statesman.

[Spencer Palmer @spalmer3030]

Agreed.

[Mandee Manes @MandeeManes]

@spalmer3030 I am the raccoon on meth.

[Bryan Curtis @bryancurtis]

Corrupt geneticist plush toy, available at Universal Studios.

[Dana Carvey @danacarvey]

Presidents’ Day is always a little bittersweet for me. When I was 9 years old I was convinced I would be President someday. It wasn’t close.
I never even hired a campaign manager.😔

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

*sisyphus on the phone with his parents* yeah i’m actually making a ton of progress with the boulder…no there’s not really like promotions…no yeah I can definitely ask

[Jon Lion Fine Art 🌈🦋 @jonlionfineart2]

Question: y’all seeing my tweets?

According to Twitter, 500 people saw my post down there?

I have 37,000 followers, I know everybody doesn’t see it because of the algorithms, but lately my impressions have plummeted.

Anyway, say HI if you see this!

[Spencer Palmer @spalmer3030]

I would like this. How do we make this happen?

[Jon Lion Fine Art 🌈🦋 @jonlionfineart2]

How about an even BIGGER HOLIDAY SALE for Friday?? (You guys are tough!😂)

let's do $350 free shipping on my 32" DIE HARD painting on loose canvas

Who wants it??

Great holiday gift!

#DieHard

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Canada is like a team that gets promoted from the Championship by playing really elegant football and then once in the Premier League gets absolutely wrecked by Sam Allardyce's West Brom or whatever.

[Spencer Palmer @spalmer3030]

@dickerson

[Sam Fortier @Sam4TR]

Brian Robinson said his friend has a “big hat” company. “If you want a big hat, let me know.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Motherfucker destroys everything in his wake yet somehow also leaves himself a difficult spare to pick up ...

[Spencer Palmer @spalmer3030]

@SheaSerrano @BreakItBrett this is fantastic

[Duke's Mayo Bowl @DukesMayoBowl]

Going to be the best house on the block this Halloween.

[Spencer Palmer @spalmer3030]

@BreakItBrett

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

one of my greatest biggest fears is that I’ll fall madly in love with someone who doesn’t like Raising Arizona.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

After a hard day at the office there’s nothing like pouring a nice whisky in your Grimace glass and reflecting upon where your life went wrong.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Before there was Dr. Oz, there was Dr. Nick.

They say the Simpsons always predict the future – and once again, they nailed it.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If we lived in a just world, Javier Bardem would get to do a Super Bowl coin toss one day as Anton Chigurh.