Brett B

Data nerd, basketball fan

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

if this is really it imma find my wife and head to pf changs

[Brett B @BreakItBrett]

@NBA New low price, still buggy and unreliable

[San Antonio Public Library @mysapl]

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[Brett B @BreakItBrett]

Is 1979 Hubie Brown too niche for a Halloween costume?

[Hubie Talks Hoops @HubieTalksHoops]

Lots of players being waived today. I remember when I cut Lou Jones from the Hawks in ‘79. The guy got mad, came back hopped up on coke, drove his Oldsmobile Cutlass through the wall of the practice facility. He signed with the Bullets a few days later, so he landed on his feet.

[John Letzing @letzing]

Favorite part of the NYT California high-speed rail autopsy.

[Patagonia @patagonia]

Instead of “going public,” you could say we’re “going purpose.” Instead of extracting value from nature and transforming it into wealth for investors, we’ll use the wealth Patagonia creates to protect the source of all wealth.

Read Yvon's letter at https://t.co/TolGLfHEGG

[Brett B @BreakItBrett]

This kind of behavior is why I switched to python

[Rafael Moral @rafamoral]

“The R Inferno Song”, as I like to call it. Caution: contains examples of what NOT to do 👀

If you’d like to see the full cinematographic experience, go to https://t.co/J2eAnV4Lkr for the full-length video.

#rstats #parody #teaching #statistics #teenagedirtbag

[TRT World @trtworld]

A penguin with bumblefoot, a degenerative foot condition in birds, is enjoying more stability thanks to new custom orthopedic boots at the San Diego Zoo in California

[Brett B @BreakItBrett]

Spent two weeks in PE and never thought to check behind the car wash for sashimi.

[Chris Blattman @cblatts]

The best Oaxacan-style sashimi, aguachiles, and mezcal is found (narurally) in the mechanics area of Puerto Escondido, behind a car wash, in a sand pit and bunker.

https://t.co/dbjlzwQgaM https://t.co/dbjlzwQgaM

[The NBPA @TheNBPA]

More from Tech Day LA 📸

[Brett B @BreakItBrett]

The time NBA players came to my office instead of me going to theres

[The NBPA @TheNBPA]

A successful Tech Day LA for the NBPA 🙌

Last week, NBPA members took a day to visit aerospace innovator @SpaceX, live video commerce platform @Whatnot, and robotic delivery startup @CocoRobotics to learn and experience first-hand the inner workings of the technology industry.

[Chris Herring @Herring_NBA]

This is wild. My book made this man’s reading list. What on earth.

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

Malachi Flynn just dropped 73PTS at the Crawsover Pro-Am 🤯🤯🤯

[Brett B @BreakItBrett]

@cblatts In PE Almoradz Cocina de Autor is solid for a nicer meal. The hut that rents surfboards on punta zicatela serves big, cheap, excellent Micheladas

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

To clarify- the US regulates sunscreen like a pharmaceutical & the @FDA has very draconian measures for approving new sunscreen filters. So even though European testing standards actually ensure better UVA protection, newer filters are not available in the USA.

[Computer Cowboy @benbbaldwin]

Where the Seahawks stack up at some key positions, by this measure:

QB: worst situation in the league
OL: 5th-worst (this is pretty generous tbh)
Edge rushers: 2nd-worst
CBs: 2nd-worst
LBs: 5th-worst

But other than that, the roster's in good shape!

[Brett B @BreakItBrett]

I need a film about this made asap.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A massive, hourlong 60-person brawl broke out on a Carnival Cruise after one person’s significant other found out about an alleged threesome

https://t.co/u1b9MoQzAY

[Brett B @BreakItBrett]

@MandeeManes Really MandEE? Put a Y on there then we can talk

[Brett B @BreakItBrett]

@spalmer3030 @keeneydave419 On my 45th bday I'm putting my picture on the Wikipedia page

[Brett B @BreakItBrett]

@spalmer3030 @keeneydave419 Y'all both had kids for your midlife crisis. Doing it all wrong 🤦‍♂️