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[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

The subway, is a porno… HEY!
Pavements, they are a mess… HO!

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

"there's no such thing as a stupid question" have you ever been to a movie Q&A

[Jacen @JacenSolo645]

@agraybee There’s no way this guy is doing anything useful

[Vince Classic @VinceClassic]

Oh my top favorite novels? Probably the 5 hardest ones

[Sam White @SamWhiteTky]

Future people will look back on current discussions about LLMs being conscious in the same way that we look back on Victorians discussing whether the telephone could be used to contact the spirit world.

[Tom @TomRussell8]

@minakimes @MattZeitlin You smell like a baby!

[Tom @TomRussell8]

@intothecrevasse The Director. Came out last year

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

"pretentious" is the word the unambitious wield at the ambitious.

[Fred A. Garrison @theAthletic @McSauce69lol]

We got zoos in rebuild mode bro

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.”

CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something.”

[ally @missmayn]

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

[Tom @TomRussell8]

@grinsbycharli met gala tomorrow

[Rich Keefe @Keefe21]

Is this the first time the Bruins, Celtics and Red Sox have all been eliminated on the same weekend?

[Tom @TomRussell8]

Please meet my two sons, Scotland and Kentucky

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump has lifted all tariffs on Scottish whiskey and bourbon following a request from the King

[Tom @TomRussell8]

The basic human decency of just saying “LOL” to a post someone sends you instead of “yeah I saw that already”

[Tom @TomRussell8]

You don’t get to behave like this when your ERA is higher than any Pitchfork rating so far this year

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

You don’t get to shake your head in disbelief that your manager is coming out to give you the hook when you’ve completed five innings ONCE all season and are rocking an ERA above NINE. Enough with this guy.

[Tom @TomRussell8]

@grinsbycharli “This was before the war broke out over there”

[Tom @TomRussell8]

@rogerclemens Happy Anniversary, king

[™️Marcus  @TheMisterMarcus]

Mike Vrabel (sex) returns to Patriots on Monday.