piss baby

basically hothead paisan but without the trans-misogyny (she/her)

[piss baby @spamasparagus]

Some stuff i finished recently

[piss baby @spamasparagus]

HOW DID EARL TICKETS GO SO FAST WTF heartbroken devastated and now i have to buy one from a scalper website and i don’t wanna do that MY LIFE IS HARDER THAN ANYONES EVER

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

NO PEPPA PIG! THEYVE IGNORED IMPORTANT SAFETY REGULATIONS!

[piss baby @spamasparagus]

600 tweets must be a lot more than i thought bc i didn’t reach my limit yesterday. Do i like…. Have healthy boundaries now? That’s literally so hot and sexy of me

[piss baby @spamasparagus]

@Bubberooo @ZomBree420 @defnoodles @ryancbeard Uh oh her partner is getting jealous now😳I’m in BIG TROUBLE w the word police😓I’ll clarify, fun bit of gossip (and the rest of the tweet), is that ok? No proof here just vibes n gossip, stay mad xoxo

[piss baby @spamasparagus]

@ZomBree420 @defnoodles @ryancbeard You’re just the Harley Quinn ♥️♣️to his Joker 🤡😈 yeah they’re TOXIC 🤮🗑⚠️and MENTALLY UNSTABLE😷☠️ 💉bc the world is FUCKED 💯🔥but SO ARE THEY ‼️🖤😈😤

[piss baby @spamasparagus]

@brirydernyc @whereisMUNA

[wint @dril]

ELON HELP !!!! MY TESLA KILLED A KID

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

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[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Scientists at Rutgers have constructed a 3D model depicting what the ideal male body looks like

[piss baby @spamasparagus]

@ZomBree420 @defnoodles @ryancbeard So glad u two have each other to like each others tweets <3 that’s so cute :’)

[piss baby @spamasparagus]

@defnoodles @ryancbeard Ok now I’m confused, but maybe that’s just bc I’m such a dumbass. So I’m just a burner acct who has to hide my face but when i say you could figure it out I’m egotistical? I think I’m just real <3 so sorry to trigger u bb i know u worry about “cancel culture” :(

[piss baby @spamasparagus]

@defnoodles @ryancbeard All i said was ur doin a lot for someone who acts like the internet is “too sensitive”. Didn’t realize petty af was when u get ratioed by a burner. I’m not a bro I’m not the comic who told me abt u, he’s not on twitter unforch :/ if u did digging on ig u could prob find me tho ;)

[piss baby @spamasparagus]

@defnoodles @ryancbeard You’re being pretty emotionally reactive for someone so unbothered by internet drama :/ i guess I’m dumb & you’re right bc this is a really super normal response from a secure person. And I AM first and foremost dumb as shit. That’s why they call me Samantha Dumb Bitch Grace <3

[piss baby @spamasparagus]

@defnoodles @ryancbeard We’ve never met I’m literally just a Chicago comic who knows some LA comics. Anyway here we are again going back and forth bc ur mad someone doesn’t trust you and thinks you’re shady. The 4 paragraphs you wrote really scream amused and not triggered at all <3

[piss baby @spamasparagus]

@defnoodles @ryancbeard No the funny thing is that you call mr beard sensitive and here u are hours later writing novels bc i, a rando on twitter, called you shady for what? Being shady. 103k followers and ur still responding to lil ol me :’) honored and flattered <3

[piss baby @spamasparagus]

@defnoodles @ryancbeard No i am actually really smart and also pretty and also like kind of a triple threat and also i am right <3 source: some gossip i heard