AJ Meyer

Your Twitter profile will be one of the most visible descriptions of you on the Internet.

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@GameOverGreggy Duvet clips made a huge difference for me. Still takes forever but you get it right on the first try.

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@joeynoelle A little sad to see Nick is not modeling it.

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@Wario64 Can confirm this worked for me (which I only figured out because of your tweet): Got an invite last week and yesterday, but couldn't check out with yesterday's link. Last week's worked.

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Most of my life is spent wondering if my duvet cover is inside out.

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I have built a monument to my gluttony in candy wrappers.

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Dear targeting algorithms: I am no longer shopping for a matress. Please update the ads you serve me accordingly, preferably to supplements sold exclusively in convenience stores.

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Both of my dogs must have been in the sample.

[Neuroscience News @NeuroscienceNew]

Dog Intelligence 'Not Exceptional'
https://t.co/vKL0nEZLJ3
People who think dogs are exceptionally intelligent are barking up the wrong tree, new research shows. #dog #intelligence #neuroscience #science #psychology

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@janitorjeb

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I found this informative. Keep up the good work, @SacCountyCA

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Which Property Brother is playing Shazam?

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@janitorjeb A Zelda-themed 2DS is all you need.

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@vallhcsrx

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wat https://t.co/mp7RWAdW6x

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The Pentagon has acknowledged a secret program to investigate UFOs. It began in 2007 as a pet project of Harry Reid. https://t.co/iW4cksDxfq

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I do not recognize the city council's authority to designate an official Christmas music radio station.#donttreadonme

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My tree is dropping an alarming number of needles for being made of plastic.

[𝕏 @Trekles]

It's that time of the year again

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@sacinspector They sure are

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A sword in the recycling bin is my favorite Halloween decoration.

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This saddens me greatly. https://t.co/BUYBvrRUxK

[Waypoint @waypoint]

It's official: Mario was totally punching Yoshi in 'Super Mario World' https://t.co/9GZ2A5P3FP