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Gay into spandex heroes and other guys / early 20s🔞. ATX. gaymer, vers, side switch (roll with it, i enjoy a lot of things), big gay art lover.

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So hot at my place today that I gotta sleep in a singlet (and a plug just for fun)

[rit dye monkey @catboyiancurtis]

being objectively kinky but not really into d/s is so embarrassing. Like yeah man i want you to be my dumb puppy but like we're still peers. its like scooby doo idk

[manul @xiaoguangyuri]

we were supposed to be heterophobic in pride month why are we against bisexuals and asexuals now

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My dad just gave me an apology because he opened up my package and it was the plugs I ordered. Still not sure if he knows what they are, but with the brief convo we just had I wouldn’t be surprised lmao

[🔞❤️A-boobicadoobi❤️🔞 @AbsBrainrotSpot]

I am NOT above slut-ifying men

We need more men in cute outfits or lingerie and I mean GROWN MEN dressing like little meow meows

I’m of the belief everyone can pull that shit off one way or another tbh

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@TenshiNSFWVT i would like to see. for academic reasons, ofc. to see how effective it is in case i want to try it. ofc.

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man i just realized i probably should start looking at getting a bigger plug. its been a while

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@FelixBorealis oh i just looked it up. perhaps you have saved my life.

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@cryptixgoat Delete these tweets and go ask for a raise rn I am so serious

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@TenshiNSFWVT it's also incredibly annoying. like, wow you fetishize an dehumanize me, how unique and interesting, don't tell me more

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@venomousraf21 I am so down for a commander game (also, pic is hot, love this art)

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@_iroira i'm in shambles because i wanted a blitzball based phys range job and i don't think its in the cards anymore

[💖 @touchnick]

not to be the friend that’s too woke but the whole “PrEP belly” thing just sounds like another way to deter gays from taking PrEP, which there’s already a weird stigma attached to it

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@naiokenx10 oh i would do insane things for that apple soda. my character would be immeasurably ruined.

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@justjutsu_ it looks cool! was it difficult learning how to make it?

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@TenshiNSFWVT everyday i pray for 1 main bl character who fails the paper bag test. just 1.

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@toumaart nico my beloved... he's so cute

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@Spidey_Pup @grok yeah just block the account and keep it pushing