Megan Scott

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

To the guy with 5 gray hairs: no, you don't know how I feel. But thanks for the jame-o. Bye.

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

Cool Crest on 40 highway: the place where it takes 20 minutes for a mt. dew.

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

I know I can always count on that roommate I only ever see once a week to help keep my kitchen less chaotic. 🙌

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

Shout out to Westport: y'all thought you could handle this hot mess 😣 #wastedwedensday

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

It's okay (I guess) if you stiff me for no reason...but don't also steal all of my pens bc now I'm pissed. And out of pens. 😡 #serverprobs

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

I shouldn't have to remind people that smoked salmon is typically served chilled or room temp. 😡 #serverprobs

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

My favorite thing about today is hearing 'careless whisper' on the walk to my car lol. Good.

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

Also, to the guy after me, yes, disregard the occupancy sign and try to come in anyway. Thanks.

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

The guy that left the bathroom neither flushed the toilet nor turned off the faucet. Okay. #drunk #happyhour #fomtooleries

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

There's a special place in hell for people who dispose of their gum under my tables. Where are your parents?!

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

I never trust anyone who says "I'll tip you next time" 😒

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

I wish corporate restaurants would stop catering to people who think they don't have to pay for something they don't like.

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

Had my manager not been close by the bitch could have taken me down right in the parking lot.

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

Protip: don't ask your server for their opinion if you're going to blame them later for not liking what you ordered.

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

Story time! I went to work today and almost got my ass beat by some ratchet hoes who didn't want to pay for their food. The end.

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

Still wondering how I didn't get pulled over after blatantly running a red light right in front of a cop..?

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

1/3 doubles completed. 3rd unofficial bar shift done. Tomorrow I start real training. Tuesday is my real bar shift! Come see me for lunch! 😁

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

Got home just in time to hear the roomie and his lady getting it on. #grandfinale #sundayfunday

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

@WomanRespecter ...in which have brought you many wonderful things, surely. #silverlining

[Megan Scott @spameggio]

I can't think of a better way to start the year than by walking to my car in my underwear. #shameless