Cam Godfrey

formerly: @gayfeeshow

[Cam Godfrey @spamgodfrey]

i just turned into a car and boy are my arms tires

[Cam Godfrey @cammgodfrey]

they should let you block yourself from other people’s phones like banning yourself from the casino

[@paulrobalino on bsky @paulrobalino]

Due to inflation the funny numbers are now 71.41 and 434.7

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is bye sister for white supremacists

[Cam Godfrey @spamgodfrey]

it’s me. i’m the bi girl bringing all the straight boyfriends to pride. please stop the discourse. me and my reverse harem do not mean you any harm

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

They always talk about college educated voters vs non-college educated voters but as someone with a degree in musical theater what about the college non-educated voter?????

[Cam Godfrey @spamgodfrey]

Pink Pony Club is a perfect “I Want” song

[Cam Godfrey @cammgodfrey]

today my mom called baby colin robinson “young sheldon”

[Cam Godfrey @spamgodfrey]

@Williesillie2 not even the best Steven Strait movie of all time. But yes, second best movie of all time

[Cam Godfrey @spamgodfrey]

I don’t have parasocial relationships. These internet creators who don’t know me are my real friends.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

What internet creator do you have the deepest parasocial relationship with?

[Cam Godfrey @spamgodfrey]

@Williesillie2 I did this once in high school and the reply I sent was like “why is there no casual word for ‘vagina’ like that’s so formal but pussy and cunt are so vulgar”

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

ME: I don’t think a Muppet “West Side Story” works because it would start to assign race/class value to the different types of Muppets, and that doesn’t at all align with their established worldview

THERAPIST: ok so like I said we’re gonna up your dosage

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

No you just need to find one bra that fits normal

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

honestly? a perfect comic.

[Cam Godfrey @spamgodfrey]

@Williesillie2 i’m 38 now

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

mommy-to-be here with a question for other parents: when do you first tell the baby about when john travolta said adele dazeem?

[Cam Godfrey @spamgodfrey]

the standup that men do lives after them; the improv is oft interred with their bones

[Cam Godfrey @spamgodfrey]

I actually think SNL has a huge responsibility to stop you guys from calling them skits