sam

~you’re tacky and i hate you~

[sam @spampark_]

@deadbeatregular my step dad is currently there on a 6 month contract 😂 the recruiter told him one of the benefits is getting to see penguins up close in person lol 🐧

[sam @spampark_]

find you a man that looks at you the way mbappe and giroud look at each other after a goal

[sam @spampark_]

someone told me last night that i was so brave to have braces at my age 🫡🫡🫡

[sam @spampark_]

i’ve realized that bland actually has a flavor profile which is rice made by white ppl

[sam @spampark_]

@library_hoe is this our cue to cyberbully this teenager?? :))

[sam @spampark_]

saying “hey dude” to me is a hate crime 🥴😤

[sam @spampark_]

do you think birds feel daylight savings

[sam @spampark_]

@yxpakoraa 👈

[sam @spampark_]

@yxpakoraa 2gether (2^2)ever ???

[sam @spampark_]

the biggest shock of pandemic for me was becoming h*rny for bretman rock 😅🤭

[sam @spampark_]

don’t you dare use the 🤤 emoji with me

[sam @spampark_]

when i say someone seems a little gay, it’s actually a COMPLIMENT

[sam @spampark_]

i cry everytime i see someone throw away a strawberry leaf end when there’s still so much strawberry left on it

[sam @spampark_]

having to pay rent on new year’s day is an indicator of how this year is going to be 😭😩

[sam @spampark_]

you want me to think?? the thing that caused i am ???

[sam @spampark_]

mood board

[sam @spampark_]

i appreciate how “dongle” is an actual word

[sam @spampark_]

who started the trend of horny christmas songs

[sam @spampark_]

all this shit about spotify wrapped but im looking for some spotify raw