Alan Greenspan

Self Portrait Artist, Juggler, Golfer, Geek

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Name a better take than this on the Iran war, I’ll wait.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This is so accurate. I miss real leadership.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We have the strongest economy we've ever had. The word 'affordability' is a fake word made up by the Democrats."

[Alan Greenspan @spangreen]

@DearGozde 18 squares

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Sen. @ossoff: Trump spent Saturday complaining on the internet. 6 hours, 52 posts. He attacked the Pope, posted his own face on Mount Rushmore and a made up a Trump Peace Prize. He assured an increasingly concerned public he's in excellent health. When he's not posting, he's trying to rob us. He sued the government for $10B, then he settled the suit with himself to create a $1.8B dollar slush fund so he can cut checks to cronies and J6ers.

[Irlandarra @martinez_j7902]

@atrupar Trump doesn’t want people to see this video:

Donald Trump campaigned on “getting gasoline below $2 / gallon.”

Are you paying $2 for gas right now?

[Alan Greenspan @spangreen]

@HQNewsNow Is testing teenage sperm count an actual thing? Creepy.

[Alan Greenspan @spangreen]

@hicasamadim 72

[Alan Greenspan @spangreen]

@AdamKinzinger The protesters should call themselves the arch enemies

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Say Something Normal: The only game show where you win for saying something normal!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump to a kid who says he wants to be a weightlifter: "You'll never compete against women in powerlifting. Did you see they had a man powerlifter and he decided to go the opposite direction? Do you think you can take me in a fight?"

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Trump just mocked a little girl for being short, and stomped on her ambitions.

Little Girl: “I play volleyball and in the summer I’m trying to get into soccer.”

Trump: “And with your height do you smash the volleyball. Can you get up high? Can you jump high?”

Little Girl: “Not very.”

Trump: “Soccer might be better.”

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

Jacobs wrecks Kegsbreath. She got him on a gotcha as he attacked Joe Biden.

[OFFICIAL MAYE  @MAYEFANSPAGE11]

Trump at Mar-A-Lago, ordered a group of 16 year old local high school cheerleaders to give him a private dance at his resort. Only him present.

Creeeeeepy as f*ck.

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

Remember the Trump gold card? Pay 5 million as an immigrant and you get to live and work in the US. Nutlick said he sold 1000 in one day. Do you know what the real number was?

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Ted Cruz, 10 years ago today:

“I want to tell you what I really think of Donald Trump. This man is a pathological liar...He lies practically every word that comes out of his mouth…The man cannot tell the truth, but he combines it with being a narcissist at a level I don't think this country has ever seen”

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

KIMMEL: “It’s time to make yourself great again, with REZYNE… Ask your conscience if REZYNE is right for you.”

Amazing stuff

[Alan Greenspan @spangreen]

@Acyn I'm guessing that it will actually be labeled The TRiUMPhal Arch.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Really American host Steve Harness plays a montage of Trump sycophants Marco Rubio, Pete Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard and JD Vance harshly criticizing Donald Trump over the years. How long until they all turn on him?

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Megyn Kelly: I am sick of this shit. Can't Trump just behave like a normal human? "3-D chess." Shut up. We are talking about threatening to wipe out innocent civilians casually in a social media post. This is completely irresponsible and disgusting