very tiny snake (super small)

Spencer/23/he/they/poly trans queer
grandpa friend to the gays

[very tiny snake (super small) @spankymonty]

okay since this app is rly going to shit I'm only on Tumblr now so uh. Find me there or get my number or something, deleting my mobile app!

[very tiny snake (super small) @spankymonty]

fine I'm on the new one too

[very tiny snake (super small) @spankymonty]

it's been 84 years but I finally got my first of my treasured yellow cherry tomatoes!!!

[Khadija @kadydendar]

I just found out “rizz” is short for CHARISMA, I really thought we were just making up new words😭

[very tiny snake (super small) @spankymonty]

we are all actively rooting for the downfall of this country for several reasons so last night we went to coney island to see fireworks and hang with gay people under the blood moon

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Me when i hit the pen and go nonverbal

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

not gonna waste my time leading a horse to water if I can’t make his ass drink

[very tiny snake (super small) @spankymonty]

uhh I don't really like insta and fb much but might be back on there more now that this place is bellying up, but I'll certainly be doing my same general brand of Posting™ on my tumblr lol

[very tiny snake (super small) @spankymonty]

just put ham, smoked gouda, and truffle mayo on a sourdough sandwich...this tastes like how gay sex feels

[very tiny snake (super small) @spankymonty]

@itslittletunny worm head!!!

[very tiny snake (super small) @spankymonty]

rethinking my decision to go to tumblr for my posting. I just had self insert trailer park boys fanfiction organically hit my dashboard and it feels just like that sounds: a car accident

[wint @dril]

ELON HELP !!!! MY TESLA KILLED A KID

[very tiny snake (super small) @spankymonty]

uhh I don't really like insta and fb much but might be back on there more now that this place is bellying up, but I'll certainly be doing my same general brand of Posting™ on my tumblr lol

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

good morning to transgender men only

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

I have exceeded
your rate limits
that were in
your daily timeline

and which
you were probably
saving for
tomorrow morning

Forgive me
the posts were so stupid
but funny
and so cold

[very tiny snake (super small) @spankymonty]

@emosnack that's why wings are always a good date idea!!

[mel! @Shroombies]

Finding out that Elon did not, in fact, decide to rate limit users and instead decided that story was just the best coverup for pushing code that made the site DDoS itself is actually fucking hilarious

[JP @jpbrammer]

this was a good use of one of the 600 tweets I’m allowed to see per day