Spanky 🧟

Creating great fucking ads for 40 years

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

I love my @Tesla FSD but it's missing a feature that would make it exponentially better. @elonmusk "learn" mode for parking in special places the car can't understand and drive-through for locations like Starbucks or fast food places.

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

For my KETO friends… 🤣.

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

Yesterday, on my way back from a conference in Las Vegas, @Tesla FSD, prevented a crash. Thanks, Tesla!

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

@manuscommunity Built several landing pages.

Two weeks ago I ran a test:

• Built the landing page
• Had Manus handle the Stripe API integration
• Had it build the entire email flow

2 hours of human time.
16 hours of AI.

That’s the leverage.

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

@trevormanhertz @IndianaMBB Congrats Trevor. I guess that means I'm gonna have to become a college basketball fan. Trust me, aunt Allison and I will be watching every game we can.

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

@elonmusk Worth a 2nd look. The “$30M” number is the top end of a disclosure range, not confirmed net worth. The filings use very wide brackets and include a spouse’s business valuations. The same report puts the low end closer to ~$6M. Presenting the max as fact strips important context.

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

@mikefutia Banana

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@icreatelife

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

@Tesla I am using your insurance through the app. My safety score went down for unsafe following. I use FSD exclusively. Your car is following too close because of FSD not me. Why am I being penalized when I can't back off the follow distance?

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

The Pentagon’s failure to account for $824 billion in its latest audit is a stark reminder of the need for accountability and transparency in government spending. WTF?!

This isn’t about party lines—it’s about ensuring taxpayer dollars are used effectively.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤨

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

@elonmusk the new FSD is so much more natural, but please bring back the ability to control follow distance. I love my Tesla, I don’t love seeing the ass of the car in front of me so closely.

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

Is the fight over? My @netflix is still buffering. 🤣 you should have @elonmusk team fix your tech stack.

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

If you believe housing prices are high because illegal immigrants are buying our homes. You really are a fucking moron.

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

Two Hezbollah terrorists were talking about their weekend plans…

“Bro, my pager is blowin’ up!”

The End

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

@sherifflamb1 You’re a crackhead and a liar. Why don’t you prove it. Lyin Lamb

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

@daytripper22 did you know that President @BarackObama follows you? That’s so cool.

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

Organ meat @garyvee ?

Catching up on some content while traveling and heard this. What gives? Give me data!

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

Did you know Christmas has an official mayo?

As holiday cooking begins, and people make massive amounts of deviled eggs, don't forget about the mayo Santa uses. Bring out the @Hellmanns and bring out the best!

Thanks for letting the @AdZombies team, spread the love.

[Spanky 🧟 @spankymoskowitz]

Thanks for the special ENTIRE row upgrade @Delta. You guys are amazing 🤩 and my flight to Atlanta is going to be great.