BREAKING:
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has reported rental income worth hundreds of thousands of dollars from a real estate firm that has been defunct for nearly 20 years
That sounds illegal.
BREAKING: An armed ANTIFA Mob has broken into the Texas Capitol to force Gov. Abbott out and insert his Democratic opponent. They were heard calling for the execution of the Lieutenant Gov.
But all is well since Police calmly walked one of the 2,000 ANTIFA members out.
Oops... My mistake, that was a MAGA mob and the US Capitol.
Jesus @Strandjunker is getting raked over the coals for this tweet. May I recommend a google search first. Would have prevented his embarrassment of ignorance.