Marianne Armstrong

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Celebrating Fireworks Night by staying in and getting annoyed at the sound of banging.

[Marianne Armstrong @sparki13]

@daraobriain I will miss Mock so much!! It is one of my favourite shows and a great place to see new comedians. I’ve watched since the beginning and loved every minute. Looking forward to whatever you do next.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I might join you later" - Translation: You have more chance of seeing Elvis riding a unicorn today than you have of seeing me.

[Northern. @TheMainstand]

most excellent dog yoga there, #GardenersWorld

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Due to the scheduling clash between #HouseOfGames and the World Cup draw this evening, I'm afraid Germany have been drawn to play their first match at the Qatar World Cup against Carol Smilie.

[Marianne Armstrong @sparki13]

Fantastic evening seeing @jimmycarr - who knew his yorkshire accent was so good?!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things said by nearly all Brits about the weather this weekend:

1. “I can’t believe how nice it is!”
2. “There’s people outside in shorts”
3. “It makes such a difference, doesn’t it?”
4. “We could eat outside”
5. “Actually it’s not that warm”
6. “Shall we go in?”

[Marianne Armstrong @sparki13]

@IvoGraham Fantastic gig tonight! And for a great cause #LITFOC

[Laura Wood @mrslaurawood]

Thought you might like this @richardosman, my 13 year old son dressed as Joyce from the #ThursdayMurderClub for #WorldBookDay - he loved it!

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Tour resumes today! Beyond delighted to just be back doing my job after 2 years. This week it’s Buxton, Chester, Chester, Stoke and Reading! #sowherewerewe? #youhadtobethere

[Headrow House @headrowhouse]

Our special margarita menu was an absolute hit last week, safe to say we did national marg day a solid. If you're still looking for a fancy tipple, our cocktail menu is 2 for £12 all day errry day x

[Marianne Armstrong @sparki13]

@richardosman I am only now reading this, as I know I will fly through it and be sad that I no longer have it to look forward to. It’s like saving the nicest thing on your plate until last! I am hoping you have a third one on the way. #themanwhodiedtwice #thursdaymurderclub.

[Marianne Armstrong @sparki13]

@innocent my colourful start to the new year!

[Marianne Armstrong @sparki13]

@richardosman Happy New Year Richard!! Here’s to a 2022 filled with ROHOG and maybe another book? Have a good one

[Marianne Armstrong @sparki13]

So chuffed with a signed copy of @richardosman first book and the promise of his new book on its way! What a birthday #thursdaymurderclub #themanwhodiedtwice

[Big Yellow @bigyellowss]

We're pleased to announce that thanks to our customers’ generous donations, Big Yellow’s matched contributions and store fundraising initiatives, over the last year we've raised £233K for our seven charity partners. Thank you to all who have donated 👏.

[Waterstones Piccadilly, London @WaterstonesPicc]

Our very timely book of the month - Outraged.
A wise and very funny exploration of how we channel our energy online, and whether we're wasting our rage on the wrong things.

[innocent drinks @innocent]

Iceland aren't winning. Malta aren't wining. [throws Eurovision in the bin]
#Eurovision

[Walkers Crisps @walkers_crisps]

When your friend turns up with Japanese Sweet Wasabi & Ginger Sensations. #Eurovision

[innocent drinks @innocent]

Wish our Year 3 teacher had told us that if you practice the recorder long enough you might end up at Eurovision. #Eurovision