Caitlin Smith

[Alice Cooper @alicecooper]

Absolutely stunned by the loss of my old friend #RayManzarek of the @TheDoors... Stunned. RIP Ray.

[champagnejayne @JAYNEMOLONEY]

@TheBlock9 oh that's right it's a show about renovations! I thought I was watching "mean girls" for a second! #stayclassy #meow

[The Block @TheBlock]

It's 7 o'BLOCK! RT if you're watching #TheBlock with us!

[Osher Günsberg @oshergunsberg]

Got an iPhone? Click here and
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[Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine]

That awkward moment when you post a funny status and there’s that one person who ruins it by saying something serious.

[Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine]

I hate when old people poke me at weddings, point and whisper, 'You're next.' So I've started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. If you have someone special, give them a kiss. If you don't, make a voodoo doll of your ex and cast spells.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

You may be the best parent in the history of parenting, but I'm pretty sure that everyone hates you. No offense. http://t.co/LQ0L2TTG

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

I know that I AM one, but I've come to the conclusion that women are fucking crazy. Let's just embrace it.

[Adam Hills @adamhillscomedy]

Good to see Sir Paul McCartney marrying again. I reckon this one's got legs.

[Hugh M. Hefner @hughhefner]

I'm lying in bed next to Shera with a big smile on my face, reading tweets about my unexpected demise.

[Sandra Sully AM 📺🎧📲🏑🌺 @Sandra_Sully]

Child abduction alert, more details. 1 child 5yr missing from Robina in 2006 silver Holden Viva station wagon Qld rego 965-JFC Please rt!

[Jack Bauer @real_jackbauer]

You're welcome, America.