sparklekarlyn

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[sparklekarlyn @sparklekarlyn]

My kink is saying “back on my bullshit” as if I was ever off it.

[sparklekarlyn @sparklekarlyn]

@saracsch I’m 5’7” and I’m a little worried

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Do you know how hard it is to not reply "did you know we are in a pandemic" to your pics.

[sparklekarlyn @sparklekarlyn]

@szarubaa Bipolar Yogurt

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Retweet if we should temporarily replace all racist monuments with air dancers while we build new non-racist monuments!

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

all im saying is it’s legal to pee yourself in police cars if you get arrested and say “i have to pee” and then they have to clean them and decommission the cars for 24hrs, possibly 48hrs due to the pandemic and the LAPD only has 6,000~ total vehicles so.

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

anyone else DTF??? (Dreading The Future)

[sparklekarlyn @sparklekarlyn]

@saracsch Fun fact H&M delivers

[lil banana snack @goosecomp]

Fucked up that everyone thinks coronavirus started in China when it pretty obviously started at nashville shores

[sparklekarlyn @sparklekarlyn]

@saracsch You don’t remember LSD? 😹

[sparklekarlyn @sparklekarlyn]

@saracsch I take it all back plz return my texts

[fredesque @FredTaming]

me: [donating body to science]

science: [donates my body to goodwill]

[sparklekarlyn @sparklekarlyn]

@saracsch

[sparklekarlyn @sparklekarlyn]

@FordLincolnTN took my car to your Franklin location to get the door fixed and left with a broken transmission. Missing my old car tonight while hydroplaning in the rain.

[Prince of Whales @hannahpahl]

the four horse girls of the apocalypse

[sparklekarlyn @sparklekarlyn]

@chloe_d_allen Jail
Ass
Romance
😹

[athena @whois_athena]

the spaghetti scene from lady and the tramp but with a crunch wrap supreme

[sparklekarlyn @sparklekarlyn]

@saracsch Is this supposed to be... comforting?