Kathryn

Single handedly convinced @TacoBell to bring back #CHEESYFIESTAPOTATOES 🧀🥳🥔

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@PeterPauperPres I'm the proud owner of 3 of your sticker books, and even with something as simple as a sticker, I'm so happy seeing that each one of these is real human art and not AI! Thank you!

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https://t.co/On3uUOSZzn

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I need to stop getting a soda on Sunday afternoons because now it's 1:00 a.m. and I'm like "should I get into K-pop?"

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Give a man a fish and he'll take pics to put on Hinge. Teach a man to fish and he'll be too busy fishing to make a profile in the first place.

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I gotta say it's a travesty that they removed Lilo 's hobby of photographing fat tourists in the live action version. This killed me 😂

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This app is probably garbage now, but I just need to document that my favorite words right now are audacity and diabolical

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85% of your body heat is produced by muscle contractions

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Live tweeting grad school facts

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20% of the human skeleton is replaced each year

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This week I learned that the six inhabited continents were connected by telegraph 3 years before the invention of jeans.

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I have a smart thermostat that I specifically programmed, and even so at least four times a day. I look at what temperature it is and think "the thermostat works in mysterious ways"

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I have never related to the men who only get their emotions out at sporting events more.

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" how many times have you cried at videos of Taylor Swift this week?"
"Yes."

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I found out that I still had the number 7 billion people on Earth in my head, but actually we're up to 8 billion now and that's crazy. I don't know how we managed to make 2 billion more people in my lifetime.

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I got to say completing the Great commission had to feel more doable in Jesus times considering the world population was similar to the current population of Brazil.

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I think that was one of three times that I almost made her cry-laugh in the span of one day. All in a day's work 😂

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My grandmother was telling us how proud she is of us and then change the subject to talk about how expensive her new hearing aids were.
I replied that it's a good thing she got them because otherwise " you'd still be proud of us but you wouldn't know what for."

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Work had a self-care event today. I sculpted this duck. His name is Anxiety. Anxiety the duck.

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' coworker asks me if I've seen a hyperspecific meme'
Me- "Although I am on the internet, I have not seen all of it."
That destroyed for some reason

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I just scrolled to my own Twitter for 20 minutes and loled at my past self.
There's a few things I haven't documented so stay tuned.