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@MarieDeeMelons Not fussed as long as you're taking it off

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@Emily_Hill33 Oh hell yes

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@Emily_Hill33 Now time to get dirty again

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@Emily_Hill33 Oh bloody hell, yes please.

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@MarieDeeMelons Oh yes please

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@Emily_Hill33 Jinkies

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@WeAreOpenreach hey openreach why can't you get anyone to put the cable from the street to my house. The inside work is done but pointless without the connection to the network. Was supposed to be complete on Tuesday now you have postponed till end of July.

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@Emily_Hill33 Hanging on the end of my bed

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@Emily_Hill33 Def out of focus, I better pop round and take some high def pics to make up for it.

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@MahyarTousi Why does one of them keep playing with his winky. Is he a bit insecure.

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@AmandaHolden can I ask for your honest opinion of my daughters first song.
https://t.co/tAISsN8oL5

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@Emily_Hill33 Why not both?

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@Emily_Hill33 Are you talking about the bath or you?

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@elonmusk Very nice Elon

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@Emily_Hill33 I like all of it, to be fair. If it's in my face, even better.

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@UKPowerNetworks Ok pm sent

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@UKPowerNetworks can you tell me how much longer this noisy generator is going to be running outside my bedroom window

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@MahyarTousi So more than the state pension

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@Emily_Hill33 That's very naughty, go to my room.

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@katsandcrows You spelt pussy wrong