Joe Newbold

Dad to the gorgeous Hollie and Jack. Funny and handsome to boot. From Burton.

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

@StravaSupport @Strava It's nearly correct now. Could you not add that button to the app? It would save a lot of hassle.

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

£8.99 per month just for @Strava to do this once a week 😮‍💨 @StravaSupport

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

@StravaSupport @Strava I would if I had the "correct distance" option 🤷‍♂️

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

The comedy of errors that has been my @DFS order is ridiculous. Strongly advise anyone to shop elsewhere 🥲

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

How has it taken people this long to realise James Corden is a massive twat?

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

@AldiUK Did that, same outcome. You really should check them.

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

@AldiUK might want to check the bottles of this wine... not sure what this is at the end of the bottle but it did not taste good 🤢

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

Hiya ✋️👀

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

Can the creators of black mirror and inside no. 9 collab for just one episode and make the most depressing, mind fuck episode of all time please?

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

"1976 wAs HoTtEr AnD wE dIdNt NeEd WaRnInGs"

Facebook generally right now.

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

@MeatLust are you having stock issues? All I'm getting on the website is example products?

[Gaz Weetman @GazWeetman]

This video of Bob Geldof popped up on FB and I genuinely thought he was going to say “This week I are been mostly hating Mondays”

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

Well that's put me off peaches for life, cheers @AldiUK 🤢

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

Literally half way through the punisher and @NetflixUK remove it 😓 nice one

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

@Hermesparcels leaving a delivery in a half-full wheelie bin... really?!

[Jim White @jimw1]

Zouma gets a kick and goes down. The Watford fans immediately deliver a chant I've never heard at a football ground before: "that's how your cat feels."

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

I predict a diplomatic incident today in the world or Wordle. Prepare yourselves.

Wordle 235 4/6

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[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

My interest in #TheWomanInTheHouseAcrossTheStreetFromTheGirlInTheWindow in the last hour of the series

[Elizabeth Marvel @E_E_Marvel]

The tiny parchment notes my 3rd grader is passing to friends at school, sealed with the wax from her baybel cheese.

[Joe Newbold @spartajoe]

@RadioX wasn't that yesterday's sport and weather you just played 😳