Deep H2O

I’m here to avoid my friends on Facebook

[Garand Thumb @GarandThumb1]

@WhiteHouse lmao you armed the Taliban bruh don’t even speak rn

[Deep H2O @sparty7900]

@Da762GoD @NCAAFootball Michigan

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In May of 1861, 9 year old John Lincoln "Johnny" Clem ran away from his home in Newark, Ohio, to join the Union Army, but found the Army was not interested in signing on a 9 year old boy when the commander of the 3rd Ohio Regiment told him he "wasn't enlisting infants," and turned him down.

Clem tried the 22nd Michigan Regiment next, and its commander told him the same. Determined, Clem tagged after the regiment, acted out the role of a drummer boy, and was allowed to remain. Though still not regularly enrolled, he performed camp duties and received a soldier's pay of $13 a month, a sum collected and donated by the regiment's officers.

The next April, at Shiloh, Clem's drum was smashed by an artillery round and he became a minor news item as "Johnny Shiloh, The Smallest Drummer". A year later, at the Battle Of Chickamauga, he rode an artillery caisson to the front and wielded a musket trimmed to his size. In one of the Union retreats a Confederate officer ran after the cannon Clem rode with, and yelled, "Surrender you damned little Yankee!" Johnny shot him dead. This pluck won for Clem national attention and the name "Drummer Boy of Chickamauga."

Clem stayed with the Army through the war, served as a courier, and was wounded twice. Between Shiloh and Chickamauga he was regularly enrolled in the service, began receiving his own pay, and was soon-after promoted to the rank of Sergeant. He was only 12 years old. After the Civil War he tried to enter West Point but was turned down because of his slim education.

A personal appeal to President Ulysses S. Grant, his commanding general at Shiloh, won him a 2nd Lieutenant's appointment in the Regular Army on 18 December 1871, and in 1903 he attained the rank of Colonel and served as Assistant Quartermaster General. He retired from the Army as a Major General in 1916, having served an astounding 55 years.
General Clem died in San Antonio, Texas on 13 May 1937, exactly 3 months shy of his 86th birthday, and is buried at Arlington National Cemetery.

[Deep H2O @sparty7900]

@LatzChad 😂😂😂 lay-off the helium Chad

[Deep H2O @sparty7900]

@bbliss2022 @Sheila_Burner You can quit sucking Mel’s nuts man. He doesn’t know you.

[Deep H2O @sparty7900]

@TheRealSharty Wow a Highlander. Cool. Save some pussy for the rest of us.

[Garand Thumb @GarandThumb1]

Never really seen the appeal of hooters. Is this like a generational gap type of thing?

[Deep H2O @sparty7900]

@B_Garbo @The__Detroiter 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@The_Hellenist

[Nick Bradley @The__Detroiter]

If the Lions weren’t gonna win the Super Bowl I’d be very nervous heading into this football season. But it’s a good thing that they will.

[Deep H2O @sparty7900]

Never thought I’d be saying this but at least we have the lions

[Deep H2O @sparty7900]

I see we’re having some difficulties recruiting again lol

[Sean Cooper @seancooper_C4]

Grownups on this App swear they know the ins & outs of recruiting then Arguing that kids only get 5 OV’s 😂😂 that’s why I stopped arguing 🏈 awhile ago

[Deep H2O @sparty7900]

@AcctKyle @B_Garbo Love the energy here

[Deep H2O @sparty7900]

@The__Detroiter Well we did finish 9th and was awarded the 9th pick so at least we have that going for us.

[Carl Collins Productions @ccprodzofficial]

🚨 OnePride Nation, we let Brad Holmes cook and he showed us what "Villain" actually means. They got THEIR guys. Here's the 2023 Detroit Lions Draft Class mix

#OnePride

Retweets appreciated as always !

[Deep H2O @sparty7900]

Scrub about half of my 300 followers cause they are fake profiles while you’re at it 👍🏻

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

Another federal "agent" that's a trash human. No one is surprised...

#TSA #dogs #dog @TSA

[Deep H2O @sparty7900]

@Da762GoD Give it time Keith. You’ll figure that dude out too.

[Deep H2O @sparty7900]

For a guy on the outside you sure do run your suck like you’re part of the program. Stfu and sit down.

[MSU Chief of Propaganda @OdellBretthamJr]

You’re either with us or you aren’t. The media, opposing teams, and others have tried to write off MSU. We can be outnumbered, but the strength of 2 Spartans standing together is stronger than any number of our adversaries combining forces against us #GoGreen

[Deep H2O @sparty7900]

@Da762GoD Say it louder for the retards in the back Keith