Spastica18

Hey gang, Spastica is my name and playing games is my game!

[Alec J 621 @alecjeay]

hey @GaleForceNine Iv had the Aliens boardgame on the shelf for over a year. Finally decided to open it and theres parts missing. No reponse from your customer support what do I do ?

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

"Dan, you have TDS!"
Trump today "We shouldn't even have an election"
Followers tomorrow: "haha! He's owned the libs again. You can't take a joke! TDS!".

The most powerful human being in the world shouldn't be "joking" about not having elections. Be smart.

[Pirate Software @PirateSoftware]

Congratulations on beating the Tutorial.
Welcome to 2026.

[Willy The Wizard 🇱🇹 @dr_moonie]

The essence of modern china is so fascinating. Behold, a technological sisyphus - not only will his arms flap until his body gives out and the pot drops, but his entire being, his livelihood, his life is trapped in an endless cycle of arm flapping. For regardless of how long he lasts, the pot always falls, breaking and joining the visual pile of shards below.

Behind him, surrounding him and providing sole reason for his existence - tens of thousands of sadists entertaining themselves at his expense while providing him with enough pennies to keep on going.

But he must flap his hands, he must drop the pots. There will never be enough. He will never be able to stop. For if he does, the single financial lifeline this rural chinaman has will be cut short. His task is endless. The need is insatiable. He is both the boulder and the man pushing it.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Tiny Chef makes an update following his show being cancelled on Nickelodeon in new TikTok:

“Cheffy's ok just feeling his feels through music...if you want to help keep Cheffy in socials please click link in our bio.”
https://t.co/LixB8Kn9ib

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

working on a theory that US intervention in the middle east is correlated to 11 year solar cycle of sunspot activity

[Alexey Gorboot @AlexeyGorboot]

I love to draw such fantasy stories. A nasty creature kidnaps a beautiful woman, and a glorious hero tries to save her. Or maybe it's all different? And the winged guardians are trying to free the lady from the clutches of the armored kidnapper!

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo needs a hug today. ❤️

[Veritas @VeriitasGames]

HOLY SHIT... I post about Elon Musk and within an hour my verification gets removed and my account is put under review? Fucking incredible. You can't make this shit up.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

To explain the Zelenskyy and Trump beef, Zelenskyy is Kendrick and Trump is Drake. Hope that helps.