Sean Callan

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

@nckhui *backed

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

@nckhui Is the law firm back by an insurance policy?

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

Can we make a new version of Tom Hank’s Polar Express, but with animation that’s not the stuff of horrid nightmares?

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

Married a Talley-Whacker! @DarrylTalley #Duchessofawesome #GoBills #BillsMafia

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Timeline cleanse / Feb 6, 2023

One of the best things you will EVER see on Twitter.

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

I work 40-mass weeks.

Six hour training sesh? That’s too many masses. I need to get out of it.

Good Lord, I just spent five masses falling down a YouTube rabbit hole, and now I have to wake up in just over two masses.

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

Growing up Catholic I was conditioned to weekly, one hour mass. Now, and for the rest of my life, I instinctually measure time in masses.

Three hour drive? Okay, that’s three masses. I can handle that.

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

You know you’re old when you celebrate Seis de Mayo because Cinco de Mayo is on a work day.

[Pack Stan @PackWrestleFan]

I haven’t made my pledge yet so here it goes… I will donate $25 for each decision against VT, $30 for each major decision, $40 for each tech fall, and $50 for each fall. Take my money, @PackWrestle!!

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

@DivineCircuit Growing up watching TMNT, I’ve always wanted to be able to do this, but have never come close. Well done, my man. I’m jelly.

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

Reading Duffy’s Lucky Escape to my 3 yr old boy @wildtribeheroes, who loves it. The second reading of it tonight was done while he looked at the pictures and casually tried to fit his arm in my mouth…as though he wasn’t trying to fit his arm in my mouth.

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

@CaulPoble Is that a chair?!

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

@Ali_IngNews No comments? This is gold. Go Bills!

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

Me: *waters herb garden*

Herb garden: *all dead*

Me: *douses weeds in an apocalyptic fire*

Weeds: pfff

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

I feel for whomever shares the name of Tesla’s new robot, for it will be ubiquitous, usurped, and forever ruined. #Alexa #itwasmynamefirst

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

@BrianLynch Almost had this image out of my head. Thanks, man.

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

@NYGovCuomo

Cuomo: "When there is a bias or lack of fairness in the justice system, it is a concern for everyone."

Black people:

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

Today I realized I can escape the clutches of my 2yr old simply by running in a circle with a 12 inch diameter. He straight follows behind me, laughing maniacally, never once considering cutting across to catch me.

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

Baby daughter: *crying*

Me: babe, she must be hungry

Wife: I just fed her 30 seconds ago

Me: yeah, she’s hungry again

Wife:

Me:

*repeat every time baby cries

[Sean Callan @spatrickcallan]

Thank you, @cheerios, for turning your traditional Os into “happy heart shapes.” It is delightful. My 2yr old, however, could not have been more upset. #somehowmyfault