Caul Poble

I hate chairs • #NCGA coffee law enforcer • Amateur Fire Marshall • Parody

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

@CarltonHuffman @RaleighReporter One man who works in that office is a hooligan. The other thinks he dresses better than I. I have nothing to do with the 1326.

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

Madison Cawthorn. That’s the joke.

[⛪ℭ𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔱𝔬𝔫 ℌ𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔪𝔞𝔫🇺🇸 @CarltonHuffman]

The warm and fuzzy nature of @CaulPoble is a proper tribute to the #ncga. #ncpol

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

@RaleighReporter @j_tibs @dawnbvaughan Don’t tempt me with a good time

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

@NCPoliticalMeme @ncgacoffeepot Ew

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

@NCPoliticalMeme @ncgacoffeepot Luh u bae 😘

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

@ncgacoffeepot @NCPoliticalMeme I look forward to making my concession call to @NCPoliticalMeme. That crown is well-deserved. Goat.

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

I supposed I should be flattered that you lot miss me. You can show your appreciation with flowers or by never coming back to the GA.

[NCGA Coffee Pot @ncgacoffeepot]

@CaulPoble is edging out the @NCGAcorndog with just 4 hours left in the first round of the #ncpol parody bracket.

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

Gotta say, COVID has its benefits, primarily me not having to see you idiots every day.

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

@RaleighReporter @LawrenceShaheen @dawnbvaughan 1: You already know how I feel about coffee
2: Anything that will help the evil press is a non-starter
3: Tbh my pervasive hatred is struggling in the time of COVID, please give me an outlet for my anger

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

@spatrickcallan Vile creations

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

This buffoonery must end.

[Colin Campbell @RaleighReporter]

Spotted an #ncga budget writer resting in a corner of the Legislative Building this morning #ncpol

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

No more wasting money on gaudy Christmas trees in the legislature. This year we’re just going to hang copies of the budget all over the building.

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

Me every day when I get to work

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

Best day of my life when I sold those monstrosities

[susieQ @susanfetzvick]

⁦@CaulPoble⁩ “lobby chair” (those were the days).

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

The cat was let out of the bag by Rep McNeely, but the state’s newest revenue source is renting out the #NCGA Police! Need a body guard at your bat mitzvah? Want to evict your mother-in-law from your basement? Care to stage a coup? Hire the NCGA police force! We’ve got your back.

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

@a_figNUTEn It was my son, @gjdimond. We’ve talked through it, but he’s still grounded.

[Nute Thompson @a_figNUTEn]

@CaulPoble can we ID this lost soul?

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

@lekhashupeck So you’re saying you couldn’t do this without me

[Caul Poble @CaulPoble]

@lekhashupeck I never engage in nonsense. All of my meaningless and controlling behavior is perfectly sensible.