Spatz447+

[^•^ @abbysburn3r]

Yeah please fuck us

[its six fn @itssixfn]

They stole your childhood man go be young and turnt at 35

[Spatz447+ @spatz447p]

@pine985 🥹🥹

[☣︎ @grimlun]

you deserve the sex you fantasize about

[🖤 @deba2dxr]

Fun fact: When a woman is on her period, her estrogen level drops which means her testosterone is driving her behavior. So when you complain she’s acting like a bitch.. she’s actually acting like a MAN.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

[Solace @solaceinthesnow]

oomf = one of my FAGGOTS

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Vivek is learning the hard way that there's exactly one man in America who gets to be an irredeemable degenerate, and the rules still apply to everyone else.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"

[𝑨𝒚𝒊𝒌𝒊✯ @BhadRx]

Nobody talks about how long you can walk if you are lowkey mentally Insane.

[anomali @Anomali210830]

Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day!

10/24/26

10² + 24² = 26²

This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.

[☣︎ @grimlun]

bdsm (been depressed since middle school)

[⋆ . ࿔ ˚ ollie @ridemycyclone]

this is how i think the number 68 feels

[🪷Ambiguous Brown Emotional Support Canadian 🪷 @GammaReigh]

I was here first?

[yagi @yducknow]

this is your sign if you needed one

[alexa @vampirrria]

Women in every species..so strong and so brave