Paul Berry

There are some who call me...Tim. TAMU18 I'm a little behind on the times.

[X @XLNB]

Jesus: "Truly, truly, I say to you, one of you will betray me."

Judas:

[X @XLNB]

God: "You have to fight a giant."

David: "Cool, so what kind of weapon do I get?"

God: "A slingshot."

David:

[Reveille X @reveille]

Like I could visit the capitol building without taking a selfie!!! 😎🐾💁🏻

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Lady Gaga just disappeared faster than the Patriots did in the first half

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

You’ve been hit by.. #SB51

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

14-0...

[Los Cachorros NCAAF @CachorrosNCAAF]

Josh Reynolds

[FedEx @FedEx]

We have reviewed the matter in Iowa City involving driver Matt Uhrin. He remains a FedEx employee & we have no plans to change his status.

[Cameron Harlow @CameronHarlow7]

This is 100 percent the things I like to read in the news #untj4270 https://t.co/VAWMxOdvan

[Cycling on TNT Sports @cyclingontnt]

ARTFUL ROGER!

Federer wins five-set thriller with Wawrinka to reach the #AusOpen final. Grand Slam No.18 is on the horizon…

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

It's Serena versus Venus in the Australian Open final.

Serena Williams has beaten Mirjana Lucic-Baroni.

More: https://t.co/G1FNYY5NUj