Kenrick Hau

Nerd worthy of your eye-rolls.

[Jeffrey Wang @jeffzwang]

I got into Harvard + almost every college I applied to w/ an essay about studying at McDonalds. Had multiple admissions officers write me handwritten letters complimenting me on it

To any frantic high school senior, the best advice I got was - keep in mind that the admissions officer is some dude lying on a couch reading your essay at 10pm. Make sure that this person is entertained and thinks that you're an authentic human being.

Godspeed🫡

[Pushkar Ranade @magicsilicon]

$NVDA earnings time

[Kenrick Hau @spclxk]

@redrock_bball Hey Josh -- great recap as always. I didn't hear you talk about Jacob Giyard -- I'm in a 10-team points league. He only played 19 minutes this game but had a decent line considering.

[kate @kathieeliza]

i present to you, jane fonda, our activist:

[Kenrick Hau @spclxk]

@steven_lebron @william_lou Mustard & Hot Sauce for dipping ALL DAY.

[Kenrick Hau @spclxk]

@steven_lebron @william_lou Dim Sum Mini Egg Tarts >>>>>>>> Asian Bakery Egg Tarts

[Frank Isola @TheFrankIsola]

There are unconfirmed reports of Kawhi enrolling one child in a Toronto school. Of course, LeBron did the same in L.A. a few years back and ended up returning to Cleveland.

[alex @steven_lebron]

masai is the best closer since mariano rivera and like mariano rivera he's only gonna need one pitch

[John Woo @J0HNW00]

For all the years of Asians having to do all the work in a group project, no one should be giving Jeremy Lin crap for becoming an NBA champion.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

raptors winning this series would be like drake getting all the infinity stones

[alex @steven_lebron]

the raptors are undefeated since sansa declared the north as an independent kingdom

[Kenrick Hau @spclxk]

@Sportsfeld who's the better wedding planner?

[Kenrick Hau @spclxk]

@dlacuesta https://t.co/tmLFMU9dXp

[SpacedMom @copymama]

Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open.

[Kenrick Hau @spclxk]

@DrewGROF VLADEEMEER
VLAAAAADDDDD-DEEEEEEEEEEEE-MEEEEEEEEEEEEER.
So fucking good.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Count us in for #GymDayWithJimDay. 😂 #RedsST https://t.co/npazuZYKt5

[Justin Duke @jmduke]

hmm.

[Mike Bates @MikeBatesTWIBH]

No, you're crying about getting older and about how time ravages your body and how we're all going to die.

[Kenrick Hau @spclxk]

@DrewGROF About fucking time, Drew. Damn shame though; a new GROF post deserves better than this. Great stuff as always.

[Kenny Ducey @KennyDucey]

How about Alex Trebek rapping on Jeopardy! tonight