SpeakingAlpha

The truth is like poetry, and everyone fucking hates poetry. Not investment advise

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@TaylorSMarks @CYB3RTX @Cowmix @TeslaHistorian The short was an “Ackman” move. Saw the “fan boy” buying continuing for the LT and saw some execution. Still not a huge fan, was more of a momentum play... Enron Musk is still a major risk

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@MMike2016 If it isn’t the smartest man on Twitter! You know, I didn’t realize that until you mentioned it! At the end of the day, I lost a little bit of money but came out richer than ever! Your stupidity really is inspiring, I hope the rest of the retards in your class can learn from you!

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@RandyVegetables @TeslaHistorian Hey @RandyVegetables aka vegetable brains... my record (bank account) speaks for itself. A temporary bad decision barely put a dent into my actual account and net worth! Your pea sized brain could never dream of getting the returns I’ve had over the years. Happy to give you tips!

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@theRealBrusion @TeslaHistorian Hey no-brains... follow the thread a bit! Maybe you’ll be able to find the strategy there. You, however, are likely too brain dense to comprehend. Dumb? Stupid? Both?.... I’m going with both!

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@CYB3RTX @Cowmix @TeslaHistorian Sometimes ya gotta learn to say you fucked up! Kinda like I did in my second marriage... costly mistakes those are

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I would like to know which one of you cucks got my account shadow banned! Fuck you and your whore daughters!

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@OuimetFrancis1 Good! Pulled the ole “Ackman” to drive price down and reduce average cost! You wouldn’t have the mental fortitude to understand that concept though!

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Well folks I’m back and finally out of jail! My mom was going to bail me out weeks ago, but I told her to save the money and do something better with it.... how about SHORTING THIS TESLA SHITBOX AT $900 a share! NOT MY FUCKING CEO!!!!! shorts are back! #tslaq $tslaq

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@realnouns @TeslaHistorian You probably still live with your parents and “trade FOREX”. Fucking loser 🤣

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@CYB3RTX @Cowmix @TeslaHistorian I’m fully on board the TSLA train now! Got in around $400 (after getting killed on a short) and ran it up! I love the SpaceX concept! Heard they were gonna send the first cunt (Nancy Pelosi) to Mars! Hopefully she doesn’t come back!

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@iicsa3 @TeslaHistorian Not a parody account, I wish it was! I do love Trump (he loves the rich), got screwed on TSLA but came back with a strong buy, me ex wife really is a cunt (thank God she’s broke now), and jail is just the price of doing business in the streets!

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@TriTexan @TeslaHistorian Well considering I protected my downside and bought a few grand in calls you tell me. I’ll wait until you can comprehend....🤯🤯🤯

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TRUMP TRIANS BOYS!!!!! @_bigbuckhunter1 @PROLIFE_1776 @SECONDAMEND69

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I’m calling bullshit if the markets don’t gap to all time highs this week. #BULL #PERMABULL

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Good news was I banged my Ex wife last night. Still hate her guts, but it was worth it!

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@PROLIFE_1776 I live by the GG rule: that is BUY GOLD & GUNS!!!

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GOLD IS A PERPETUAL ZERO COUPON BOND ISSUED BY GOD

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Care to explain this one??? @PROLIFE_1776 @_bigbuckhunter1 @SECONDAMEND69

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@SECONDAMEND69

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Everyone is crying about a tech bubble. SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY MARKET. #PERMABULL @_bigbuckhunter1 @PROLIFE_1776 @2ndRight