the owl lady

I get paid to make beer

they/them

[the owl lady @speavs]

In desperate need of #thesongofachilles to be a TV series now so I get a hold of Madeline Miller

[the owl lady @speavs]

@hermitcowgirl I just recently got a bunch of nice clothes on Cider! The sizes get weird sometimes but they're pretty good quality

[patheticgirl43 @hermitcowgirl]

i am one singular minor inconvenience away from driving me and my car into the missouri river

[latke @latkedelrey]

when your chronic illness is chronic illness-ing and someone says “it’s always something with you” like… yes… one might say the illness is… chronic

[the owl lady @speavs]

Please watch the Owl House it's that and so much more

[Sledge🏳️‍🌈 @DotSledge]

Trucks like this are like those dogs that have been bred for certain characteristics but they took it too far and now it can’t breathe right and it’s brain is squeezing against its skull and it has hip dysplasia

[the owl lady @speavs]

@Klarna_help No problems at all klarna I'm thankful for you 😘

[the owl lady @speavs]

Just bought $360 worth of clothes on cider but because I can pay with klarna in actually only spending like $70 four times and that's so much more affordable #girlmath

[the owl lady @speavs]

Gala apples are the most apple apples and I will fight anyone who disagrees

[the owl lady @speavs]

@BelllTaylor Tbh I'd actually consider this if it pays and I'm not busy 😅

[the owl lady @speavs]

@thetiarawillis Me when I was a kid making potions in the bathroom

[the owl lady @speavs]

@paranoidpixii Her worm outfit is my fav I wish I could pull off an entire outfit of worms

[the owl lady @speavs]

The comments here fucking suck. Just let people be weird and enjoy weird things why do you care so much. Like people are offended that she hung a bunch of keyboards on her wall? Grow tf up fr.

[the owl lady @speavs]

@DadViehmann That is acceptable

[the owl lady @speavs]

Working at a brewery has taught me one thing about people, and that is if you go to a brewery and only order cider instead of beer you are not going to tip the bartender.

[the owl lady @speavs]

Also something about calling homeschool kids "cultish freaks" feels ablist to me?

[the owl lady @speavs]

Tell me you don't live in America and don't know how American public schools work without telling me

[Julia 🤝 @REMARKSIST]

I want Americans to know that it’s illegal or functionally illegal in loads of European countries and not even just particularly social democratic ones.

It’s not radical ban cultish freaks from depriving their children of normal socialization

[the owl lady @speavs]

My parents decided I needed therapy and depression medication when I was 16 bc I didn't wear makeup on a regular basis and they thought it was weird.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

if i spoke about the amount of pressure y’all put on children to perform gender in the ways y’all want and how that negatively impacts their mental health i’d start a riot.

[the owl lady @speavs]

In a real "I wish things would go right for me but I don't wanna complain bc people have worse loves" kinda mood