Sam

26 | I think I’m pretty special | Homeowner | Young and Dumb But Still Smarter Than You

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@TiborGulys1 @christiangruber @deathmetalv10 I was responding only to the part where you said “Americans come here and their jaws drop in admiration,” which is largely an overstatement.

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@TiborGulys1 @christiangruber @deathmetalv10 My jaw sure was dropped for whatever the opposite of admiration is when I got to the dinky ass little hotel with broom closets for rooms and a shared bathroom that is not big enough to be legally counted as a full bathroom in the US

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@sglockenspeil @Undead__Paladin @SleepySimulacra @rowanfornow My chem/physics teacher was pissed when they put a whiteboard film over his chalkboard and he peeled it off. Suffice to say his smart board was only ever used as a projector screen… for an overhead projector.

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@Floridagirl0850 In my experience spoiled cows tend to taste better. I once got a 1/4 beef from cattle that was free ranged on a mountain and it was the gamiest grossest beef I’ve ever had. The best I’ve ever had was a pampered 4-H cow that my little cousins raised.

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@ArthurBoreman I calculated it out once. There’s a 220 mile stretch that connects two cities in my state. It’s all two lane highway with several slowdowns/ stops. If they were to convert it to continuous divided highway with a solid 80 mph speed limit the entire way it would save 54 mins.

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@Gewitter_Wolke @NotAnotherDarcy @rory20s Quit responding. You’re causing the local data center to use more electricity, produce more heat, and in turn use more water, leaving your river even drier. QUIT CONTRIBUTING TO THE PROBLEM, SCOWLER

hope this helps 🫶

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@Gewitter_Wolke @NotAnotherDarcy @rory20s Clearly your extreme negativity is scaring the rain away. Get rid of your ridiculous scowl and go participate in your local tantric rain dance. Hope this helps ❤️❤️

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@DeniseH_ofDevon @FreenBraveStar @honeylbs “Countries as diverse as” while talking to a country made up of people from over 100 different countries with more geographical diversity than Europe as a whole. Y’all are not diverse.

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@Theman24209254 @honeylbs Not really. We’re trying to get the point across how pathetic you guys are that you can’t reasonably come up with a solution to a problem.

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@WeakNerve Yes. That’s called a heat pump. Very good! They aren’t typically the primary heat source in the cold portions of the US because it’s often cheaper to heat with a high efficiency natural gas furnace.

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@brandenflasch They have to be designed right, which would never happen unless they’re major intersections. There’s a lot of intersections I’d love to see them at, but I’ve also found a lot of them where they absolutely shouldn’t be.

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@tomfgoodwin @Lurker01234 We have more than plenty uncontrolled intersections that have no signage and you as a driver are just expected to yield right-of-way. Unfortunately, despite it literally being in the name, many people don’t know who you’re supposed to yield to.

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@ostopezdo @nonregemesse I’m sure you technically are, but certainly not for residential installations amongst most installers across most of the US.

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@UziCryptoo Yes. The union fixes all. Let’s ask the Albertsons employees who make $13/hr - union dues how their salary compares to the Walmart across town paying $18/hour.

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@James_McCloud93 @UziCryptoo My closest McDonalds has a sign out front that says “hiring now, starting at $18/hr”

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@UziCryptoo You’re so full of shit you reek of it.

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@ShlomoS79573137 @N0RINCO @UziCryptoo You’re pushing the goal posts big time by then complaining about quality.

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@SportsWebMD @angryseattle Most of Apples product line is competitive in terms of price.

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@thedave9081 @Jasmine_Keith The math only works for constant speeds. Where it dies is when the slow speed makes you hit red lights you absolutely shouldn’t.

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@chrisprice @Verizon I don’t like seeing it, but less than 4% of all cellular users use more than 50gigs a month, say nothing of 500.