Bernie Perkin

[Bernie Perkin @specialperky]

@NBBCouncil So what plans has the council got for our young peole to do over the school Holidays?

[Bernie Perkin @specialperky]

Have some respect for yourself #BorisJohnson (because you clearly don't have any respect for the country) and resign!!!

[Bernie Perkin @specialperky]

@NBBCouncil "BEFORE WE DO THIS' so you are going to go ahead regardless???

[Bernie Perkin @specialperky]

@BBCPolitics Food banks don't give out ready meals. What a moron!!!

[Bernie Perkin @specialperky]

I can't help but think they are related 🤔

[Bernie Perkin @specialperky]

@KissFMUK They don't call it Sunny Nunny for nothing 😉🤣

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: The prime minister has confirmed there is nothing suspicious whatsoever about him ignoring advice from MI5 and MI6 to award a peerage to the son of a former KGB officer who gave him lots of money x

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Despite overwhelming odds, 2022 somehow already more shit than 2021.

[Bernie Perkin @specialperky]

#Ukraine If Ukraine had anything we could profit from the West would be in there like a shot. Disgrace leaving Ukraine to fight this on their Own!!!

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

First details of Prince Andrew’s court settlement emerge:

[Bernie Perkin @specialperky]

@MartinSLewis I use my car for work and get mileage at 45p I don't think this has gone up since 2012. How can I check this or get it increased? It is set by HMRC.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Sorry, are you on lunch?”
“No, just holding and eating this sandwich for a friend”

[Bernie Perkin @specialperky]

@NuneatonNews Surely there are better things to spend their time and money on🙄

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

"I paid my gas bill now I have a warm place to starve to death"

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

When you hear Rishi Sunak propose a £200 *loan* as a solution for households facing energy bills rocketing by £693, remember:

He's the richest MP, who last night in Parliament pushed through a tax cut for bankers worth £1,000,000,000 a year.

Sunak's on their side, not yours.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

"Mother of God, you must think we were born yesterday, fella."

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Downing Street officials offered to waive restrictions on mourners for Prince Philip’s funeral. The Queen refused, on the grounds she wanted to set an example rather than be an exception to the rules. So they threw two parties instead. Full story in the brand new Private Eye.

[Fleur Anderson MP @PutneyFleur]

Spot the difference #OneRuleForThem

[Robert Peston @Peston]

I am told that in the garden drinking at the 20 May party with Carrie Johnson were two special advisers who were then working in the Cabinet Office for @michaelgove, and did not work in Downing Street. They were Henry Newman and Josh Grimstone. I have put this to Downing St...