dylan :)

22 | they/them | bought a brita filter for my cheese plant

[dylan :) @spectregal]

also not me having a dream shelf…

[dylan :) @spectregal]

not ollie buying, fitting and decorating my dream shelf while i was at my parents ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[dylan :) @spectregal]

realising as an adult that you’re allowed to be quiet and shy is so liberating

[clare @sadderlizards]

aww your back hurts? have you tried not sitting like a freaky little creature?

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

getting the bartenders attention by slamming my head against the bar like a gavel

[dylan :) @spectregal]

@tom_usher_ @StarblasterBoy a midweek catch up shop is £20 🥲

[dylan :) @spectregal]

norwich opening a cafe literally opposite my flat with good coffee and wifi AND EMPTY???? too good to be true. my new office i think

[trevy @chillextremist]

You couldn’t last a day in my shoes

[dylan :) @spectregal]

whats with all these movies?? stop making them

[dylan :) @spectregal]

just had a thought. damn ima tweet this

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

her: i'm coming over you better NOT be smug dog cookie

me:

[mi @exmachinaes]

him: you better not be humbly enjoying the small wonders of life
me:

[dylan :) @spectregal]

for two winters the temperature in my uni house didn’t break 14C and i would sleep in a coat, but good for them i guess

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The royal family, as well as their staff and guests, were living with temperatures set at 19C during the winter https://t.co/UbmzHm3ETX

[Christin @hexprax]

You have to drink so many Diet Cokes to get cancer . But you only have to drink one to see beauty all around you..

[dylan :) @spectregal]

working in a coffee shop just has a bit of zing to it. a bit more powow.