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having a go at everything around me since 1991 (she/they)

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i'm all for dunking on JK but really it could be helped by people reading other books

[Jen Richards @SmartAssJen]

JK Rowling has basically become Dolores Umbridge, so obsessed with her deeply prejudiced perspective that she’ll go to any length to remain convinced of her own righteousness, no matter what harm it causes.

[original + best dozy mare @speed_cowboy]

i don't REALLY love my doctor, i just love being seen and heard. that's all !

[original + best dozy mare @speed_cowboy]

when they tell you you have a thyroid problem and that's why you've been feeling so awful, but you're also feeling awful because elsewhere a different doctor has diagnosed you with 2 more psychiatric disorders than the ones you knew about already. it's sortof funny, at least.

[original + best dozy mare @speed_cowboy]

@_RainbowKandy 🤍

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also, what does it matter what caused it if none of these culprits offer a viable solution for how to get my doctor to fall in love with me, etc.

[original + best dozy mare @speed_cowboy]

every 2 minutes I look up whatever chemical that's in front of me from cosmetics or meds and 'link to hypothyroidism', and every time there's at least a semi-probable link.
Formaldehyde, PFOA, soy isoflavones+ clonazepam are all possible triggers.
It's tricky to be calm about it

[original + best dozy mare @speed_cowboy]

life hack : fall in love with your doctor and finally feel motivated to take any responsibility at all for your health
#bpd #fitnessjourney

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want 2 die bigtime today

[original + best dozy mare @speed_cowboy]

@fiadhaich_ yeah, there’s a huge difference between my old GP surgery which is right in the middle of a tech & law firm area of the city and my local surgery who accept medical cards.. it’s a fucking capitalist free-for-all out there otherwise

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Pandemic has caused me to change GPs, since my previous one was going to charge *over* €100 more for some simple bloods & a heart rate check than another place near me, incl. costs for an obligatory phone consultation that I don’t need bc an external psych is assessing results

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Not sure how a huge global recession spurred the advent of charging people 40 euro to tell a doctor over the phone that you will be getting a blood test from a nurse at his surgery in a few day’s time but sure look

[original + best dozy mare @speed_cowboy]

bitches love rose gold

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I have a new rule, it’s that it’s always good to have a pregnancy test in the house.

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went from cackling about this to havin a smol cry that my partner would leave me for someone else bc I perceive myself as annoying when I complain about things (stupud London) and somehow I have the neck to say that I probably wouldn’t meet the diagnostic criteria for BPD anymore

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London is such an unequivocal shit hole

[original + best dozy mare @speed_cowboy]

London is such an unequivocal shit hole

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he might be on the bag the entire time. or else he’s just a camp man in his fifties who s l o w l y over-enunciates because he still doesn’t get that microphones are now rly advanced in quality & will still pick up what you say even if you’re not shouting a bit all the time

[original + best dozy mare @speed_cowboy]

I am at a 6am meeting with a team who are based all over the world and the one other Irish guy will not shut the fuck up or learn how to mute his mic when he’s using a fucking nespresso machine or making himself muesli and just goddamn it Ger sort it out !