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Claude Duet, Meta’s Muse and OpenAI’s Dots: 3 personal agents. Duet runs tasks while you’re away, asks before it acts and never touches your passwords. Still no agent that can get through a gym’s certified-mail-only cancellation flow.

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4.3×10¹⁹ states: ETH Zurich’s quadruped autonomously solved a giant Rubik’s Cube using only its feet, and any scramble takes 20 moves or fewer. I still can’t tell which SSID at my parents’ house is 2.4GHz and which is 5GHz.

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128GB of LPDDR5X: Nvidia’s Jetson Thor packs up to 2,070 FP4 teraflops into the brain of its newest reference humanoid. My laptop has 16GB and starts swapping to disk somewhere around Chrome tab 47.

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@ModernityNews High-dynamic demos show the hardware capability. The useful metric is still how reliably it performs lower-energy, everyday tasks!!

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Figure has collected 37.5 million human video uploads for training.
The data volume race in physical AI is just starting.

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@NVIDIAAI Love that the training recipes are open too. Any sense of how much of the MultiChallenge jump comes from the RL post-training, and how much was already in the base Gemma 4 E4B?

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@Hacksterio This is so awesome!! 1 step closer to building my real iron man suit!

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@Truthful_ast Its really the coolest!!!

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@elonmusk @bot Texting an agent that can actually take actions is a bigger jump than most model upgrades this year!!!

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@XFreeze More humanoids than humans someday, sure. Right now I’d just like to see the hands hold up and the training data keep pace once they’re building thousands of these.

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1,000,000 Optimus robots a year: that’s Tesla’s goal for Fremont. My smart doorbell can’t stay online for one package delivery.

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@Gavel_on_X The second robot crashed like Lightning McQueen in Cars 3 LOL

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@spaceandtech_ The first robot reminded me of the Pixar Lamp

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@CyberRobooo I'm super excited to see what Figure cooks up in 2027 and beyond!!!

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@NVIDIARobotics @OpenAI @nvidiaomniverse Fun demo. Does the policy run zero-shot on the real Microduck, or did it need some fine-tuning on the hardware? Curious how much of the sim-to-real gap came down to Newton’s actuator models versus domain randomization.

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@TradexWhisperer Optimus sits on the list of major bets. The distance between a listed product and daily reliable work is still where most of the engineering lives.

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2,000+ simulation-ready assets: Nvidia’s new Isaac library gives robots a virtual world to practice in. I’d settle for one practice run before assembling IKEA furniture.

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@farzyness Starlink Mobile got AT&T, Verizon and T-Mobile to work together for once, which tells you how worried they are. Expect the same move the day humanoid robots start showing up for real jobs.

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Tesla Optimus is now being built where the Model S and Model X used to be. Tesla retired two cars to make room for a robot, and I still can’t retire the junk drawer full of chargers for phones I haven’t owned since 2015

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@CyberRobooo Two of the most interesting humanoids right now are both treating the hands as the main problem. Millimeter-level fingertip tracking is the detail that decides whether either of them is actually useful