Speed

Be at peace, not in pieces.

[Speed @speedosaurus]

My efforts have come to an end. I expect nothing from everyone

[Speed @speedosaurus]

The fact that my paycheck is more loyal to me than my friends is kinda sad. But MOB so fuck it. Lol

[Speed @speedosaurus]

Makeup is really life changing for some of you females... It's sad.

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[Speed @speedosaurus]

I love the different reactions I get from people when I tell them my age.

[Speed @speedosaurus]

To all you grown ass men, recoding yourself doing these childish ass 2005 dances... PLEASE STOP.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

According to his brother, Vincent Van Gogh's last words were "The sadness will last forever."

[Speed @speedosaurus]

My body is so confused right now. My phone says it is 11:55am. But I'm the in the UK so it's actually 4:55am.. I need to sleep.

[Speed @speedosaurus]

There literally isn't enough time in my day for anyone else's bullshit. I have enough of my own. 😊

[Speed @speedosaurus]

When I tell you "I'm no the one" I mean it.

[Speed @speedosaurus]

Legit, everything in my life is so unexpected.. I can't literally only take it day by day.

[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

when you show up to work high af

[Speed @speedosaurus]

I am so strange.

[Speed @speedosaurus]

Lol what is life?

[Facts In Your Face @FactsInYourFace]

People who are sarcastic tend to be more loyal than the average person.

[Speed @speedosaurus]

Lol it's about to be a cold winter.

[Speed @speedosaurus]

Lol let me stop frontin I don't have any friend. Just some familiar faces.