Michael Caron

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[Michael Caron @speedro]

@NVIDIAGeForce @Diablo #GeForceGreats 1st Mythic Unique drop

[Michael Caron @speedro]

@NVIDIAGeForce #GeForceGreats

[Luke @lukecaron15]

Some clips from my summer season with Mark Charlesworth Generals 18U
.317/.431/.797
38TC
24PO
.842FPCT

[Michael Caron @speedro]

@threadreaderapp unroll

[Barry Pollard @tunetheweb]

Let's do another Interaction to Next Paint (INP) megathread. This time on measuring INP yourself to get more actionable insights, and save time and effort in fixing your INP problems!

(🧵 1/14)

#INPcountdown #CoreWebVitals

[Michael Caron @speedro]

Rob Newell shares how video game studios can scale while maintaining reliability—with the help of observability, of course—so that everyone can focus on what actually matters: the game itself. https://t.co/P6UQiH1r0K

[Michael Caron @speedro]

@chrislhayes https://t.co/b2WNwQdF8w

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Another day, another round of politically charged SWATTings and bomb threats against politicians and gov buildings.

And another round of incredulous folks asking "Why can't they catch these people?"

Well, after 46 times, we might be the most SWATTed house in the country. 1/

[Michael Caron @speedro]

@thdxr Piranesi
Ancillary Justice
Gideon the Ninth

[Michael Caron @speedro]

@bgarlinghouse this scam just continues on twitter. Pathetic.

[Michael Caron @speedro]

@bgarlinghouse are you unable to stop this scam?

[Michael Caron @speedro]

@shanselman Late reply asking for clarification of intent of post. For engagement.

[Michael Caron @speedro]

Application performance monitoring (APM) services are tools that can help you understand how well or poorly your app is performing for your customers. https://t.co/kG2nHnelkC

[Michael Caron @speedro]

https://t.co/RJ9XzUr1P5 looks interesting. #P99CONF

[Michael Caron @speedro]

@shanselman Ooh, now do the bright orange yolk trend where they feed the chickens marigolds and turmeric.

[Michael Caron @speedro]

@kozlows75511 @EdKrassen @tobeycakes No specific law, but we do have opinions if the electors don’t support the popular vote. “The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday refused to free “faithless electors” … from state laws that force them to support the candidate who wins the state’s popular vote.” https://t.co/XY4zNQVZUM

[Michael Caron @speedro]

Wow, Untold https://t.co/u4Sm9XwhL0 was a good story.

[Michael Caron @speedro]

@shanselman Pepperidge Farm remembers building dasBlog back in the day…

[New Relic @newrelic]

Accessing application logs in the context of APM metrics has been one of our most requested capabilities—and it's finally here!

Update to our newest @Java, @dotnet, & @rails APM language agents to automatically start collecting logs without any manual configuration. #FutureStack

[Michael Caron @speedro]

New Relic now offers logs in context with no manual configuration, making your logs more discoverable and easier to use for troubleshooting. https://t.co/9kDTKKWyp1

[Michael Caron @speedro]

Learn why measuring the user experience of web application performance takes you beyond application health—and results in happy users. https://t.co/V8bFl65Tkq

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

A reminder that the same lawmakers who say gun laws won't stop gun violence believe abortion laws will stop abortion. #RoeVWade