Substantia niggah🥷🏾

I'm a popstar, not a doctor😔

[Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney]

I think I’m addicted to the Ancelotti-Endrick memes

[Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki]

Accidentally ran over my neighbors cat in the morning.
Was too scared to tell him to his face so i left a note saying "curiosity was here"...

[M. 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @matinialdo]

*Matheus Cunha trafił do pilnie strzeżonego więzienia w Chicago, będzie musiał zagrać Endrick*
Ancelotti:

[Substantia niggah🥷🏾 @speedymediocre]

@NjoguTheDoc @Akokerryy

[Substantia niggah🥷🏾 @speedymediocre]

I love twitter mahn🤣🤣

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

your girl ask you why you stop mid crack but it’s time for hydration break

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Jordan next

[Substantia niggah🥷🏾 @speedymediocre]

😭

[ً @BradleyLFC26]

"I am Omar Marmoush and I will play well in a game that isn't Newcastle"
"I am Omar Marmoush and I will play well in a game that isn't Newcastle"
"I am Omar Marmoush and I will play well in a game that isn't Newcastle"

[ً @BradleyLFC26]

"I am Omar Marmoush and I will play well in a game that isn't Newcastle"
"I am Omar Marmoush and I will play well in a game that isn't Newcastle"
"I am Omar Marmoush and I will play well in a game that isn't Newcastle"

[We$t @flygodT]

Dawg see his face, they’ll do anything for this man🤣🤣🤣

[Normcore @_mokaya0]

Missing penalty to give hope to Ronaldo

[Substantia niggah🥷🏾 @speedymediocre]

@Akokerryy I'll be damned if I remember those procedures na tumezifanya hii mwaka... Sitoboi aki😔😭

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

The vilest person you know also believes himself good. So who, then, is truly good?

Only the person who doubts his goodness is good. Because, by it, they acknowledge their capacity for evil, which then compels them to actively pursue goodness. Constant pursuit, not designation.

[Wanes @mbulungu3]

I hope this culture of a tense relationship between fathers and their children especially sons ends with us. Our fathers didn't know different but we do. Man up now and cultivate a relationship with that mzee before it's too late. For your children too, be that father who's...

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

A certain someone would gladly take 16 goals and see his team get knocked out

[Substantia niggah🥷🏾 @speedymediocre]

@gacikiraMD Nakutrace

[Substantia niggah🥷🏾 @speedymediocre]

When immah be rich I'll be spewing out non-sensical shit like this

[Substantia niggah🥷🏾 @speedymediocre]

When immah be rich I'll be spewing out non-sensical shit like this

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Lakini man, kama uko stable as a man at 25-32 years, uko blessed mbaya.. Those are the years that men see the most dust.. After 32 unakuanga either umeMake it ama umeMake peace with the fact that you'll not make it.. From hapo unaRide on pure luck