mw

living with McArdle Disease, really into Mosel rieslings, Alsatian anythings, les vins du val de Loire, poodles, airplanes, and music (baroque and electronic)

[mw @speedypoodle]

@NYCTSubway @MTA Hi the three escalators at the 69th street exit were not working earlier. This meant there was no way of exiting the station other than walking up the very long escalators.

[mw @speedypoodle]

@MTA NO ESCALATORS are working at Q 72nd st stop. The escalator status you are displaying is a lie

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me will probably need help from me friend Big Bird for this one! Maybe Snuffy too. #ParisOlympics

[Craig Spencer MD MPH @Craig_A_Spencer]

If massive civilian tragedies caused by U.S.-funded munitions targeting people sheltering in a refugee camp in a designated ‘humanitarian zone’ didn’t cross a red line

then one should reasonably assume no such red line exists

[Count von Count @CountVonCount]

Four thousand fourteen! Ah ah ah!

[mw @speedypoodle]

@terminalBLGA the flight information displays are showing different gate information than the @AmericanAir app. This is causing confusion. Please fix

[Nespresso USA @NespressoUSA]

If you’re seeing this, treat yourself to a coffee. You deserve it.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Melania's back in NYC to:
- Play Samantha on Sex&The City
- Return her Chanel bag for cash
- Use the bathroom, since the one at Mar-a-Lago's filled with boxes
- Find the gold she buried in Central Park
- Endorse Chris Christie
- Visit her old body parts
- Ask for asylum

[harold @doodoo9247193]

This morning’s trauma is I wore #BrunelloCucinelli jeans to work and nobody noticed

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Azara-shi, a mix of a seal and a toilet, is the character from the Japanese housework organizing app, Smuzoo.

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

10 ans.
70 000 mariages.
Pour l’égalité, pour l’amour.

[Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd]

Who did this…? 💫⚡️

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Arctic hares.. ❄️ https://t.co/EKf0w4d5Iy

[mw @speedypoodle]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[mw @speedypoodle]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary